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Your favorite characters are Dan Chases two dogs, Dave and Carol.
What will become of this good boy and good girl?
Warming my feets not a service?
For some reason, Zoe is obsessed with the idea that the dogs will eat her ex-husbands couch.
The next time we see the dogs, theyre getting to go in the car (!!)
as Chase considers leaving landlady Zoe, to whom he fears gettinga little too close.
One of them even gets thrown right through the glass part of a door!
These dogs are very smart!
Dave (identifiable by his dark-green/blue-for-boy collar) does his best to show her the ropes.
Why am I apologizing to you?
Zoe asks them as they nom-nom on their num-nums.
Its the realest, most meaningful marriage proposal Ive ever seen.
(Truly, rings are whatever, bank transfers of half of all your assets are forever.)
Its not clear to the audience who this woman is a hapless condo employee?
A cruel dog orphanage owner a la Miss Hannigan??
We cant know, because Chase doesnt explain shit.
Not to us, and not to Dave and Carol, who bark after him in despair.
Why arent dogs allowed to go to Morocco?
Does this envelope-holding lady even speak German?
Has he checked her Rover or Wag reviews?
Whatthen,Dan Chase??
You may be rich, but no one is rich enough to not explain this particular shit.
Listen, I get it, the dogs cant be in every scene, but maybeadog could be inmostscenes?
Like, other people can have dogs!
As long as nothing bad happens to them!
This was fun, but in all seriousness, season two better have some more dogs.
Are the dogs alive?They literally wont tell us we are left to wonder.
Why this torment!
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