Kevin Can F**k Himself
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Were in sitcom high-jinks territory, baby!
A main characters overblown birthday?
A disastrous paths-crossing-coincidentally scenario?
Kevin has a hard time juggling his childish best friend with his long-suffering wife?
Yes, we understand that he is terrible and selfish.
Kevin chowing down on a tray of fried apps ordered in perfect numerical symmetry for his birthday?
Obvious (and, I will admit, envy-inducing; I could really go for some onion rings).
I didnt see that coming!
Couldnt she just walk away?
Couldnt Allison just let it go?
(Maybe I missed this, but: Does Allison have family?
Im curious about what additional characters who knew Allison pre-Kevin could add to her sense of self.)
We get an answer nearly immediately with The Grand Victorian, which opens with a meeting between the three.
Is it bleak to plan the murder of someone on their birthday?
Do Allison and Patty have some guilt about doing that to Kevin?
Patty tells Allison shes not attending Kevins birthday dinner because shes not feeling well a lie.
And when Kevin and Allison arrive at the Grand Vic, the night starts flying off the rails.
about how Nick should do the job.
And finally, theres Patty at the bar underneath the Grand Vic, hanging out with Detective Tammy.
Was taking so long for Tammy to confirm her romantic feelings effective?
I dont particularly think so.
In other relationship considerations, are Allison and Sam done?
What does Allison have planned?
Youre asking for messy.
What Else We Could Be
Nick definitely got away with killing his father figure?
Who is he, Ben Foster inHell or High Water?
(Good movie.)
But: The Mighty Moo was too much.
Somewhere right now, Adam Richman shivers in fear.
Mary Hollis Inboden and Katy Mixon should play sisters in something.
John SteinbecksThe Pearlfeels like a very portentous book recommendation from Patty to Allison.
Brian Scalabrine seems more chill.
