Kevin Can F**k Himself
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Cherishing someone can slide, through mendacity, ignorance, or neglect, into taking them for granted.
It had to have been after Sam left town, and seemingly after Allison graduated high school.
Did any of her high-school friends have an opinion?
Did anyone from swim team meet Kevin alongside Allison?
Is that when Kevin materialized, and what did Allison see in him?
Walking out the door seems easy, but not when theres so much weight on your shoulders.
And in Were Selling Washing Machines, we see that this sense of inertia has claimed Patty, too.
Who makes conversation over how much salad costs?
Does he really think that Patty doesnt know what bon appetit means?
I cant do anything alone, he says to Patty as she grimaces through his bagged-salad-on-a-plate cuisine.
Were Selling Washing Machines begins four years ago with an explanation for how Patty got into Oxy dealing.
Shes accustomed to seeing people in pain at least, the physical kind and Allison doesnt fit the description.
But during that burger detente, the two women lay out their feelings about each other.
Is it duplicitous to manipulate Patty, and to persuade her to travel to Vermont for a re-up?
But Allison isnthopingfor a new future anymore.
Shewantsone, and shell do whatever to get it.
Actions have consequences, though, outside of the sitcom space.
Neither of these women isjustwho they seem to be.
In this moment, theyre allies, and they might need each other to climb out of their despair.
But if Patty learns what Allisons true plan for that Oxy is, how long does her goodwill last?
Also, was Allison wearing low-rise jeans?
Im sorry to this show, but no one does the Men pee in the shower?
I did not enjoy looking at the burnt pig and I hope they got it out of the backyard.
Drug dealing requires a certain amount of accounting, Patty!
You have to keep the count straight!
You could not pay me enough money to watch the Kevin character recite every line ofGood Will Hunting.
Truly, that sounds like my hell.
A true sign that Kevin is a monster: He thinks that Kermit hid from Miss Piggy.
Incorrect; their love waspureandpassionateand Kermit would never!
Sams wife Jenn (with two ns!)
really was a glowed-up version of Allison, wasnt she?
And the fact that she didnt know who Allison was probably was the salt in the wound.
