Kevin Can F**k Himself
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There are three episodes until the series finale, and this weeks is groaning with the effort.
Meanwhile, Sitcom World is nearly Dadaist in its general incoherence.
Kevins mad, so what happens next?
Another woman losing her job at the hand of Kevin McRoberts, just like Allison in season one.
Kevins actions continue to hurt Allison, albeit in a roundabout way.
Shes driving somewhere with Sam as they talk about the ways she could fake her death.
Sam accuses her of stalling.
Allison protests that shes trying to be thoughtful.
And they get blindsided by a car speeding through an intersection.
Allison drinks, anticipating the pain, and Patty looks up how to do it on Google.
It turns out shes something of a natural at this.
When Allison finally gets home, she sees the missing stop sign from the intersection where she was blindsided.
Kevin took it and unwittingly caused the accident.
Once again, Allison has been physically hurt thanks to Kevins actions.
She says a venomous Fuck you to Kevin.
The next day, in Sitcom World, Kevin and Pete remark on how gross the house looks.
Allison enters and says shes on strike.
Shes refusing to clean.
And take care of it he does.
Kevin thought the two were at AA meetings.
Jenn knew better, and shes furious at Sam.
The truth about Sam and Allisons affair is coming to light.
In his way, Kevin blew up Sams life.
In Sitcom World, Kevins the lord of the manor in a hot tub in the living room.
Kevins desperate for someone to join him.
But the real reason Kevins bereft, as he puts it?
Its because Neil is missing, and hes not there to share in his moment of glory.
She looks as if she threw up a little bit in her mouth.
The next day, Allison takes Diane out for day drinks for bring up that, uh, subject.
She warns her to be careful.
Shes had experience with Neils violent outbursts, to say the least.
Diane confronts Neil at his place, and he calls their whole thing weird and stupid.
He gave her a reason to not drink.
But now that theyre not together, shes worried about him.
Shes right to be worried.
Now that Neils back in Sitcom World, its time for something like an actual sitcom plot.
Hes greeted like a returning king by Pete and Allison.
She puts one book in a box.
She gets overwhelmed and goes to check in on her brother.
She gets her brother a blanket, but when she returns, hes gone.
At Bevs, Sam tells Allison his in-laws are trying to take control of the diner.
Diane interrupts them and takes Allison into a back room.
She gives her an envelope full of cash she won playing keno and launches into a very sweet speech.
And I felt like I already had a girl.
She looks over at Allison when she says girl.
She suggests Kevin can help Sam keep the diner.
Allison finds Patty banging on her front door, looking for her brother.
The women decamp to Pattys place, where Allison tells Patty she should pull out one of Allisons teeth.
Theyre drinking, of course.
Our favorite reluctant friends are united in their discontent.
But a call from the cops interrupts them.
And Pattys not going to save him this time.
Its Diane who bails Neil out.
She asks Neil if hes okay.
He says, No.
Its a very well-acted exchange.
you’re able to build a whole backstory to Neil and Diane.
In Sitcom World, Allison puts a plan in motion.
And itll be okay!
Allison will cook more!
She can boil a dinner with the best of them.
Truly, the only solution is for Kevin to talk to Sam.
Allison hangs out with a hungover Patty.
Patty tells Allison that Tammy told her about her sordid affair with Sam.
Allison says its fine, right?
Because were just friends?
And youre not going to be around for much longer.
So I guess … there goes your shipping, Patty-and-Allison-heads?
But should you really believe that?
They have good chemistry!
Tammy asks her if she thinks Pattys been acting weird lately.
Allison denies it badly.
Tammy doesnt believe her.
At Bevs Diner, Allison is lost in a flashback of her crime memories with Patty.
Once again, Kevin, in his way, has kind of solved a problem.
Tammy is her current problem, so she just needs to introduce her to Kevin.
Starbucks?!
The scoreboard at the McRoberts house currently reads Kevin: 656, life: 3.
Kevin is kicking lifes ass in the game of Kevin versus life!
This weeks Kevin T-shirts were incredible.
Its tribal out there, yall.
Its kind of sweet and certainly surprising.
