Kevin Can F**k Himself
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Kevins disgusted by her, so he is cruel.
Its barely about him!
It focuses on Allisons thwarted dreams as a former champion swimmer!
Meanwhile, Patty knocks on Tammys door, a dramatic gesture for the hairdresser.
Turns out the two havent talked since Pattys disastrous birthday party.
At first, the two talk past each other.
Tammy asks Patty to sit down.
Clearly, she has something to say, and it feels like the windup for a breakup.
Instead, she asks, Patty, will you move in with me?
A constellation of emotions crosses Pattys face, and she runs out the door.
At the liquor store, Neil saves Diane from getting preached at.
Diane shows her appreciation by giving the big lug an employee discount on his six-pack.
He asks to drink a beer at the store.
Diane decides to join in and the lights go off.
Allison drops by Sams diner.
She updates him on his City Hall connection, and Sam interprets Allisons every move as a possible manipulation.
They fight, but it doesnt matter, because … its a blackout!
Sam sends his employees home, and he and Allison remain in a booth among the lit candles.
Suddenly, the lights rise but just barely.
Is the blackout over?
Things are just a little lighter and brighter in Sitcom World though the two have never looked more similar.
Kevin comes in singing Who Let the Dogs Out?
How did Kevin find Allison?
He tracked her location via her phone.
Neil, Diane, Pete, and Lorraine trail behind.
Its currently a party, I guess.
Kevin brought a generator and a projector screen, for hisBlue BloodsDVDs.
A man of taste!
Think about it your whole life is a mistake.
Sam is confused and probably a little wistfully horny as Allison leaves all of a sudden.
What is their situationship?
But because Kevin is Mr.
Marriage, he can help.
He shares his wisdom with marriage lesson No.
1: Dont correct your wife.
2: Dont say stuff thats insultingly obvious.
When they return to the front to meet the gang, trouble strikes: The generator is gone!
What a way to react to your girlfriend asking you to move in!
Allison compliments her haircut, unlike Tammy, who simply observed it.
Allison 1, Tammy 0.
The gal pals break into Pattys salon, only to be interrupted by cops who think theyre thieves.
The vibes are weird.
Pattys basically having a panic attack.
Its Rachel Dratch, asking, What are those goddamn pigs doing parked on my street?
Its all very awkward!
Dratch gets a crazy monologue, chewing it like a RADA grad tearing into Shakespeare.
and Allison protests, I changed my hair!
This episode isfunny, no matter what world were in.
There is no death certificate to be found, however.
Meanwhile, in Sitcom World, Kevins being a bully about the missing generator.
You might say Kevins narcissism is creating its own monster version ofNo Exit.
Kevins interrogation of Sam who he knows is innocent leads to some insight and another marriage lesson.
Kevin describes his funniness as his greatest strength.
Getting rid of Lorraines hearing aid wasnt mean; it was funny, he thinks.
(It wasnt.)
He aptly says Sam is too hot to have a useful sense of humor.
According to Kevin, the villain was Neil.
Neil protests while Kevin reveals that hed started the blackout because Neil had bailed on fireworks practice.
Diane is fast behind him, asking if hes okay.
They get into the death-records room easily, and its huge.
Finding Gertrude will be like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Allison is emotional and ready to do what she always does make excuses and bail.
Luckily, they find the certificate without too much trouble.
If youre some loser who cant do anything, I follow your lead, what does that make me?
But theres no time to answer because the power comes back on.
In the diner, everyone is pissed at Kevin and rightfully so.
Neil returns, and Kevin asks them to remind the people of his good qualities.
Neil says, I got nothing.
Kevin is shocked,shocked!
Everyone else starts threatening Kevin.
Things reach a fever pitch when Neil yells, Kill him!
Uh, hit him, only for the lights to go back on and placate the mob.
And the generator reappears; it was simply hiding in a booth.
Kevin laughs it all off and says they can all laugh about it after a few dozen beers.
Neil and Diane linger in Bleak World.
(Oh boy, another threatening scary male.
They are legion.)
Neil asks Diane if she hid the generator.
Yeah, she did it.
It was payback for the Pete setup.
Neil isnt going to rat on her, though.
Instead, hes going to Dunkin, and because they have a weird connection, he invites Diane along.
In this world, thats practically formal courtship.
Allison and Patty are walking home.
But that moment is short-lived as Patty says shes moving in with Tammy.
You wont live here anymore, she says.
Neither will you, Patty responds.
Allison gets a call from Sam and heads back to the diner.
He is apologizing for once.
He offers to give her her job back.
They start to kiss, and she pushes him away.
Maybe its because she could potentially lose Patty.
Either way, shes starving for real love.
Starbucks?!
Kevins hoodie is incredible.
She said, Why would a narcissist want to take anything?
Narcissism is working out great for them!
