Kevin Can F**k Himself
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Money is tricky in any relationship.
Its not exclusively a sore point, but it easily can be.
Do you combine money?
Does each person contribute an equal amount?
Is it a percentage-of-earnings situation, or does the amount fluctuate or deviate?
And how often in a cis-het relationship is the person in charge of the money … the man?
How often has Allison undercut herself in this way?
Why diminish her own intelligence when compared with a husband who is obviously a moronic oaf?
Why acquiesce to an irresponsible person something of such huge significance?
That doesnt mean itscorrect, orright, orgoodto do so.
But it happens, and it happened to Allison.
The Allison we meet in second episode New Tricks is changed.
He cant pick his dirty clothes off the floor and put them in the hamper.
He cant cook himself breakfast.
(He probably got all that prejudice from father Pete, who bemoans those damn foreigners.)
Every quality is worse than the last!
So when Allison stole the hoodie and started wearing it around?
Yes, I bought that.
Yes, I bought that too.
Allison is angry and betrayed, but does she have the attitude or the temperament to murder?
And she certainly scoffs at the idea of just walking away from the relationship: Leave.
But when Allison rejects her reality, what willKevin Can F**k Himselfmake her willing to do?
And will Patty, now revealed to be Worcesters secret Oxy dealer, be willing to help?
Im sure James Joyce wouldnt mind the misnomer.
Can someone try the white-trash margarita (yellow Gatorade, tequila, maraschino cherry) and report back?
Oatmeal raisin cookies are good.
The Internet is a wild place.
Allison having to pay $75 for a doctors visit during which the doctor didliterally nothingto help her?
Allisons aunt who works with her at the liquor store might low-key be the series worst character after Kevin.
When she told Allison not to let herself go, for Kevins sake?
Kudos to Allison for not slapping her right in the face.
