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the one with the villager who desperately needs six eggs.
See, Melania loves New York, but the city does not love her back.
She asks, What is this word,complicity?
She croons about the one lousy coup.
There is a full-on dance break on the TKTS steps.
And she does it in a high B-flat.
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