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It always seemed inevitable that his tale would be adapted for a wider audience.

Will the rest of the world like what they see when the movie comes out?
Heres who we think can step in to tell the story.
(Spoiler: We didnt cast Lou Dog.)

In short, they have to be well qualified to represent the LBC.
Joe Keery has the whole, tonally confusing package.
And doesnt Hill already look like hes in a Sublime cover band?

Lets not overthink this one.
You have to squint, but Asa Butterfield has the same boyish look as Gaugh.
Plus, Jackson is a California boy who goes by the rap name OMG.

It all syncs up!
Those skills seem transferrable to this part.
It hits all the harder because in those same interviews, how much she loved him is obvious.

To handle that array of emotions, how aboutElla PurnellfromYellowjackets?
Fans at the time wondered about a Nowell and Stefani romance, which never seems to have actually materialized.
And if not Anya, then as a backup:Miley Cyrus?

She can throw herself around a stage!
Either would be a great choice.
Of course he could do those things!

CORRECTION: A previous version of this story featured misidentified photos of Bud Gaugh and Eric Wilson.
The post has been updated with the correct images.
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