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), Lindsay Lohan must be the Chrismess Princess.
In 2004, she brought Jingle Bell Rock into the 21st century.
In 2022,Falling for Christmasbecame new canonical holiday gospel.
Nice, she croaks.
Then she tops off the glass with milk.
She stirs it together with a straw until the whole drink turns creamy opaque.
Pepsi and milk, she says, doing her best thinking face.
Is LiLo calling the soda naughty and dirty meant to … make us horny for milk soda?
Could this Christmas vixen (reindeer sense, affectionate) be trusted?
I channeled my innerLisa Barlowand made one to find out.
Feeling nice…or naughty?
For some reason, coffee is a sin there, butbubbly dairy syrupis a godly bevvy.
This genre of drinks connection to piety isnt new, nor is it even Utah specific.
Then it just tasted like diluted, flat Pepsi, the aggro lactose totally snuffing out the soda bubbles.
Overall, the drink just made me think of how great a Coke float is comparatively.
Pilk has no such chemistry-lab magic.
Plus, unlike milk, ice cream actually contributes flavor.
And thats another thing!
Lohan should have made Pilk with Vanilla Pepsi or at least added a dash of vanilla.
I did the latter, which helped a ton with flavor, though the consistency remained irredeemable.
Its just a goyish egg cream.
Rating: Flop/10
Merry Christmas, Lindsay Lohan!
