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Next up isLisa Gilroy.
What would yourReal Housewivestagline be?Mess with me and I will begin to cry.
Maybe crying while reciting a Dr.
Evil monologue on Twitter??
It got a laugh.
Then, of course, the audience would join in, thinking it was my birthday.
Everyone loves to sing, and Happy Birthday is such a mood-boosting song.
We had a good night.
Glad we got to all do some singing.
She did a good job.
The last line was supposed to be me screaming at the doctor, DONT TOUCH MY DICK!
They didnt know when to pull the lights.
So the lights were just … up … and the sketch never ended.
My loved ones catch me whispering, Dont touch my dick in a really haunted way.
But I loveEJ Marcus on TikTokfor their impressions of everyday people.
EJ, if you are reading this, c’mon ALLOW ME TO KNOW YOU PERSONALLY.
When it comes to your comedy opinions about material, performing, audience, the industry, etc.
None of it matters, really.
Were all just gorgeous little clowns floating around in hell.
But I guess I do think comedy is better when you keep it short.
Whats an embarrassingly earnest goal you have?Id like to write a teen fantasy-fiction novel.
Maybe it would be a little horny?!?!!!
OK?????
Id also like to meet (or sit next to) Sarah Silverman.
