Love Is Blind
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Theyll brighten and whiten your eyeballs lickety-split.
And Andrew, a 29-year-old, is using them in his confessional.
Bullet dodged, Nance!
Their real-life chemistry is infectious.
Meanwhile, SK and Ravens meeting is … awkward.
All the familiarity we saw with Nancy and Bartise?
These two show the inverse of that.
And at last, Matt proposes to Colleen.
She gets her fairy-tale ending!
For now, at least.
They run toward each other and seem to be genuinely happy with what they see.
I actually think these two crazy kids are going to make it!
Cheers to getting litty as a titty!
Does anyone else catch Colleen asking Matt if he lived with his ex?
Babe, they were married?
Did yall live together?
That was an EX-WIFE.
I am … moving on.
I am also obsessed with Colleen claiming shes a foodie yet being unfamiliar with sashimi.
Get this girl back to her Botox, ASAP!
I am not anti-Botox; I get Botox injections.
But it saddens me because it feels as if their confessions are tinted with regret almost.
It isnt the Botox that gives me pause but their underlying reasons for getting it.
Its in Malibu that these two discuss what will likely be their biggest obstacle: their polar-opposite families.
Alexas is big and boisterous and offensive, while Matts is calm and quiet.
How will these two worlds merge?
Poor SK didnt realize he would be signing up for boot camp by proposing to Raven.
She runs them through a Pilates sesh and SK can barely hang.
During their sound bath, he promptly falls asleep and who among us wouldnt?
She tells SK she wishes he had more pizzazz and admits she still feels physically awkward around him.
I personally appreciate his quiet and steady confidence.
Cole and Zanab are also disconnecting but not physically.
Their physical connection is there; to put it frankly, they fuck, but something isnt matching up.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what dating a 26-year-old will get you!
How Cole tells Zanab she looks different without her makeup.
First: She doesnt.
Second: Thats a rude thing to say!
Their first morning together isnt great either.
Zanab says Cole rolled out of bed and gave her the silent treatment for a few hours.
Cole says he was tired and wanted to let Zanab sleep.
The two continue to fight … over semantics, over cornhole, over Coles girlie drink.
I will say, however, I am impressed that Cole knows how to play chess!
(Okay, well, at least a step closer to it.)
Matt rides for his woman!
And Colleen admits that Cole is hot but nothing more.
I think shes satisfied with Matt.
Cole admits to the guys that despite this, hes having trouble with Zanab.
His phrasing concerns me.
He says something like I was able to craft and create that girl in the pod …
Instead of what I wanted her to be, its who she is.
For the record, I also dont think Zanab is that passive-aggressive.
I think she just voices her irritations.
Side note: I live for Bartise and Alexas reactions to Raven and SKs celibacy.
Theyre both taken aback but keep it cool and supportive in the moment.
Like … it is weird.
SK can relate to Cole.
Bartise is certain things would be different if he were with Raven.
I agree but chalk that up to Bartises personality at large, not his specific chemistry with Raven.
And before this, Nancy and Bartise are actually doing well?
They laugh and bathe and have a frank yet solid conversation regarding their age difference.
And then … and then!
And then Bartise has the gall to wax poetic about Raven to Nancy during pillow talk.
Nancy then expresses her relief to Bartise about how she felt seeing one of her exes, SK.
She basically says that seeing him for the first time validated her decision to choose Bartise.
Shes happy with where shes at.
Bartise responds by saying thats the opposite of what he experienced.
Raven this, Raven that!
And for the record, I am not a Raven hater.
This is not Ravens fault!
Bartise, we were rooting for you!
How dare you hurt Nancy like this?
And if you dont even realize youre hurting her … grow up?
Nancy needs a man, not a boy.
