Love Island U.K.

Save this article to read it later.

Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.

This recap does not cover Episode 20 Unseen Bits.

Article image

There are a few key elements this show needs, and theyre finally starting to come together.

There are newcomers unafraid to take risks Abi and relationships progressing Faye/Teddy, Millie/Liam, Jake/Liberty.

Lucinda swerves him and Aaron is subsequently laughed at by the boys, but D*nny is mad.

Striptease challenge alert, and this time its cat-themed!

The Hideaways open tonight, and Chloe/Toby are chosen to ruin this poor mattress with strawberry lube once again.

Unfortunately, I have to mention D*nny again, because hes making fun of Lucindas indecisiveness.

Hey, dont do that only I can make fun of these women!

Good thing its time for Snog/Marry/Pie, a.k.a.

the British version (or just theLove Islandversion, who knows) of FMK.

First of all, no.

Second of all, no.

Wiping my hands with you, D*nny, hopeLove Islandlearns something from this.

Maybe because he dumped Kaz, a.k.a.

Teddy begs for them to stop the violence.

Why are you booing her?

Teddy and Faye get a date!

The girls use a convoluted system of educational qualifications known as NVQs, while the boys just talk soccer.

Good for you Liberty, you might have beaten Toby and Chloe to the punch!

The producers have had enough of this, so its time for a dumping!

Teddy, dont listen to them.

The islanders send home AJ and D*nny, to no ones surprise.

Meanwhile, Liberty makes a mistake.

My prayer circles have been working!!!

Im sensing a theme here!

Tyler is only interested in Kaz, and Im literally going to start shaking and crying.

Abi didnt we cancel him back in 2009?

Why are we still lionizing these mediocre men?

Either way, its now time for the Chloe/Toby/Abi bottle episode/Lifetime movie.

Does he even understand the point of this show?

This is not Hanging Out With Your Mates Island.

You had one conversation with her, give the girl a chance!

Poor Georgia is left without a partner, and this girl barely got a full two episodes.

Should Toby keep jumping ship whenever a new girl prances over to him in 4.5-inch stilettos?

But does Hugo have fully pure motives for saving Chloe?

I love this tall couple!!!

They can step on me anytime!!!!!!!

He gives her a magnetic bracelet that attaches to his, and he asks her to be his girlfriend.

She responds yes and says she loves him (without the but).

Liberty!!!!

Good for you for opening up!!!!!

Jake!!!!!

WHY DIDNT YOU SAY I LOVE YOU BACK???

Good thing its almost time for the best time of the year, a.k.a.

Casa Amor, to see if this is really amore!

Just this week, he jumps on them one night and slaps Liams ass during another.

Jake, take the hint and leave Millie Moo alone!!!

The middle part looks good on everyone except Hugo.