Love Island U.K.
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This recap does not cover Episode 46 Unseen Bits.
Islanders, I am so annoyed with my sexy singles.
Theres conflict, but its all conflict weve seen before.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
In the morning, Tasha gives Andrew back his ring (its over!).
In the evening, Tasha is telling Andrew how much shes missed him (its back on!).
That night, Deji (remember him?)
watches Dami pull Indiyah for another chat and remarks, Something stupid as fuck is about to happen.
Not even Jay and Danicas Casa connections last more than a day.
(She chalks it up to lost momentum, and Im gonna let her have that.)
Time to move on!
To be fair, its not particularly tricky to look serious and mature when the alternative is Jacques.
I have had a difficult time in here, right?
I do not need this in the mix, Paige tells the beach hut camera.
(It is exactly what she needs.)
Hes going to be hooking up, basically.
Adam presents himself as an adult alternative to Jacques the Lad.
He shouts at Paige, tells Billy to fuck off, barks at Adam, and whines at Luca.
Weve talked about this, Jacques, Paige reprimands him.
My man is breaking down.
Closed captioning reads, THEY SNIFFLE.
Jacques leaves, and everyone exhales.
The next day is, to be honest, super boring.
At first, I thought this was goofy, but then I remembered that Gemma is 19.
Davide and Ekin-Su are bickering over Davides trust issues, as per.
Adam goes on three dates: Summer, Danica, and Paige.
Everything has started to fall back into place by the next recoupling.
Josh (who?)
picks Summer, and Deji is left with Coco.
Im glad someone has legitimately chosen Danica, but Im worried for her.
She tells Billy theres no pressure, but I have to laugh.
Danica approaches every man with a verbal clipboard and a strategy.
Shes making SWOT charts.
Shes assessing the field.
Shes taking stock of her materials.
I thinkIminlovewithyou/thethingis …
Luca: Nah, I am in love with you.
Gemma: I love you too.
Luca: I love you.
Gemma: Nah, its mad to hear that.
Luca: Fuck, Im in love!
Look, if theyreallyare in love, then I guess Im happy for them.
But even weirder than Lucas suffocating attention on Gemma is his single-minded obsession with Tasha and Andrew.
Luca and Gemma werent the only couple to say I love you this week.
Tasha and Andrew also exchanged the big three words, which Tasha says feels so fucking good!
Tasha also decides to officially ask Andrew to be her boyfriend with an elaborate setup Im calling an exclusiposal.
Its like a promposal but for Islanders.
Theyre exclusive and theyre in love!
What could go wrong?
The public has been voting.
All Islanders are hereby summoned to the firepit again for another dumping.
There are a lot of Islanders to get rid of, remember?
The public has voted its bottom three girls, Summer, Coco, and Tasha.
The bottom three boys are Deji, Josh, and Andrew.
Coco and Josh are ultimately the two Islanders with the fewest votes and are hereby dumped.
He demands to know why Tasha isnt happy.
What I cant understand is youve made someone your boyfriend … Davide and Ekin-Su are muttering, and Damis trying to play both sides.
Billy, who actually truly does have reason to doubt Tasha, doesnt think shes being honest, either.
But most of them have the tact not to hassle her about it as shes sobbing.
Anyway, Luca gets one more opportunity to outdo himself before the week is over.
Its time for Mad Movies.
Davide says, You are a liar.
Standard Davide and Ekin stuff, really.
Ugh, no and no.
Until next week, Islanders.
Other Bits and Observations
Gemmas toes in Lucas mouth.
Coco says shes excited to check her DMs.
Good for you, Coco.
You go, Coco.
IDK who Becky Hill is, but the Islanders seem jazzed.
Is that Billy attempting a Blaccent?
Damis dream: We had a recoupling and five couples were gonna be dumped.
And if we wanted to survive, we had to showcase our talents.
This sounds like a pitch to me!
Luca, on Adam, He moves faster than an F1 car, that geezer.
She should not be in this Villa; she should be in therapy.
