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This recap does not cover Episode 06 Unseen Bits.
To catch us all up,previously…
I know it sounds like a lot, but life moves fast in this Villa.
Alright, everybody ready to crack on?
Ekins problem isnt really that shes a villain; its that she doesnt understand the rules of engagement here.
But Ekin Nobodys Exclusive in Here Su is not following the rules.
More importantly, shes not beingdiscreetabout her rule-breaking.
Then the day arrives when all the guys present their partners with morning teas and coffees … except Davide.
Ekin-Su breaks down in tears.
Shes being ignored, and she doesnt know why, which is a truly awful feeling.
Davide straight-up sucks for making her feel that way.
She says she feels like shes been weak.
Ugh, baby girl, you deserve better.
But this is not the real world.
It also makes all of those Jay shenanigans (well get to him) look pretty bad.
Dont make me side with Davide, Ekin-Su!
Gemma tells him to chill out, but he doesnt.
Luca treats this like a personal attack, and his anxiety is now elevated to a full-on crisis.
Paige tells the confessional camera brightly.
Girl, I am.
Paige and Jacques immediately hit it off, which makes sense.
They both have that same kind of winsome, apple-cheeked attractiveness.
But, I dont know, Im not sold yet.
Maybe Im reading too much into this.
But also maybe Im not.
On the other hand, Gemma seems to be going out of her waynotto trash talk Jacques to Paige.
The worst she says about him is that hes kind of a lovable shit.
Look, Im not casting judgment yet, just casting doubts.
Anyway, Im running out of time, and we havent even gotten to the real good stuff yet.
Tandrew chat and kiss for a bit, and then, suddenly, were just watching them have sex.
That is what it is like to watch this show.
They are still the most adult and emotionally healthy couple of the bunch.
Andrew, are you bothered that some guy is trying to hit on Tasha?
To Lucas unending bewilderment and frustration not a chance, mate.
Andrew tells Tash that until she tells him otherwise, hes choosing to trust her.
Ikenna says hes relaxed and chilled.
But theres relaxed, and then theres just nada.
Ohfook, I forgot about Afia.
I mean, didnt you?
Jacques picked Paige at the next re-coupling, and Afia was hereby dumped.
Farewell Afia, you were too good for this world.
And now, the moment weve all been waiting for, its time to discuss the two new boys.
Right away, this man is throwing daggers left and right.
Here are some opening lines from Jay:
Ekin-Su is immediately obsessed and laser-focused.
Here is where Ekin-Su begins to fall off from the range of acceptable Villa ethics.
The following day, Jay is crouched on the sofa like a big-game hunter, scanning for targets.
Tasha wants out of that relationship, he tells Remi confidently.
Our two new boys get this seasons three-course meal dates.
Which is good, I think.
Indiyah deserves to be aggressively flirted with.
Ikenna, for some reason, has barely lifted his eyelids.
If this guy has a personality beyond barely-sentient, I have yet to see it.
Next is the date with Ekin-Su, which takes place under Davides watchful glower from the balcony.
Play wiz Monopoly, not wiz mee!
Buddy, you didnt even like her an hour ago.
This is what I mean by discretion.
This is a performance put on for an audience of one.
But its the next day when she really loses me.
But, subtlety not being Ekin-Sus strong suit, everyone immediately knows whats going on.
Davide confronts Ekin-Su, explaining that people saw her go up to the terrace to make out with Jay.
Ekin-Su:Why do people care where I fucking am!
I care where you are!
Ekin-Su:Oh, sonowyou care!
Davide, hilariously:EH??
The episode ends on an actual Vaffanculo!
This is such a mess.
I love this braindead show.
I love my sexy singles.
Other Bits and Observations
Who wants to talk about Gemmas favorite vacation spot being Dubai?
Because I sure do.
It took 11 episodes before Ekin-Su said Italian stallion, and I think that deserves a round of applause.
Gemma truly thinks Luca will stop being so clingy because she brought it up with him.
Shes definitely wrong about this.
The challenge this week was the men as stripper mechanics.
Most of them stuffed their underwear for this and Dami was voted sexiest.
Im pleased to announce that we have a new sex metaphorical conceit: Talking science.
Remi does a freestyle rap and Luca gives the camera aThe Office-style side-eye.
I need these Brits to understand that teeth can betoowhite.
Luca, your mouth.
Davide doing the lords work of keeping jeggings alive.
Our Current Couplings
This Weeks Dumpings
