Love Island U.K.
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This recap does not cover Episode 06 Unseen Bits.
Theres been makeouts, breakups, and even aliteral intrudertrying to figure out just how tall Liam is.
Will there ever be enough blonde women to satisfy Jake?
Do I love or hate Faye?
Rachels a luxury travel specialist from a place called Cockfosters, and my job is really incredibly easy.
Jake found shaking and crying by the daybeds.
Outside, Brad and Chuggs simultaneously compete for Rachels heart and a spot on the next season ofTop Chef.
Brad fetches her a peppermint tea, while Chuggs offers to cook her breakfast.
Brad asks Rachel one question about herself, and she admits he has a beautiful heart.
I dont trust Brad as far as I can throw him.
As we speak, producers are parsing through blondes in the maritime livestock carrier where theyre holding incoming islanders.
Liberty lookalike set to drop in two to five business days.
Challenge time, a.k.a.
Kazs only opportunity for a snog!
His microphone is ruined, and thats Jakes second strike from production.
At least someones cuddling and hugging!
Faye and Sharon arepissedabout this.
As a Plastic-Identifying Woman myself (thank you, Dr. Maman), this is ridiculous.
Aaron tells the boys he didnt like Sharons reaction to the fake comment.
He doesnt like fiery women which, does that mean he doesnt like women who stand up for themselves?
Time for dishy dates!
Brad salivates over Lucinda over a toast, chorizo, and shrimp appetizer.
Just dont get too upset if he insults your Botox!
Are you this intimidated by a civil servant?
Most cant even strike fear into the hearts of their colleagues to get more funding.
Lucinda decides to let Rachel know that she and Brad plan to make the most beautiful blue-eyed babies together.
She feels like Brads placeholder girl, but I cant say we didnt attempt to warn you, Rach!
On another note: when will our long, national Hugo nightmare be over?
Chloe hasnt gotten attention in a while.
Thats deeply concerning to her.
Suddenly, Im pro-Faye again!
Meanwhile, Liberty is laying down the law.
Liberty notices this flag on the play, and institutes a no-contact rule until he can prove hes loyal.
The new girls are cracking on!
Tobys decided its time to tell Kaz about that kiss even though shes already deduced exactly what happened.
Pretty much the same thing happens later when Liam dumps Faye, and they hug it out.
Cmon ladies, wheres the drama?
Saying he mugged you off?
These women need to stand up for themselves, and not on the topic of plastic surgery!
Amber would never stand for this!
Liberty and Jake go on a date, and Liberty lifts the no-contact rule for good behavior.
Good thing we have a sexy hunk of man-meat named Teddy slo-mo walking into the Hideaway as we speak!
See you next week for the dumping of an OG girl and Brads reckoning (I hope)!
