Love Island U.K.
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This recap does not cover Episode 30 Unseen Bits.
Hello, again, Islanders!
Last week Davide was screaming in her face; this week, shes making him pancakes.
For sure Luca doesnt.
Essentially what hes doing is giving her enough space and respect to make up her mind.
This is how relationships are supposed to work!
Hes never felt like this in his life, he says.
He just cant show emotion, he tells her.
Paige tells him he has nothing to worry about.
Here is when Jacques proves himself an unambiguous asshole.
He is huffing and puffing to Antigoni and petulantly putting his sneakers back on when Paige appears.
Even his eventual apology for this childish little fit is a red flag.
No, no, no, no, no.
This brings me to the dumbest game ofLove Islandtelephone I think Ive ever seen.
Dami asks Charlie if he has any special skills, and Charlie says, Being boring.
Ekin-Su volunteers that she can read minds and challenges Dami to read hers and Gemmas.
I took the time to transcribe this word-for-word, so were all on the same page.
Youre happy with Luca right now, Dami tells Gem.
I feel like youre still open in a sense, probably more open than Luca.
Gemma says hes not far wrong, and Dami asks everyone to keep this little conversation to themselves.
Ekin-Su immediately jumps up to report to Paige and Jacques, but with a twist.
And Gems gone, Oh yeah, it would be.
As Gemma rightfully points out, hes missing all kinds of context here.
If Luca were a reasonable person, hed let this go, but Luca is not a reasonable person.
First, though, Gemma and Dami have to call out Ekin for what Gemma terms dickhead behavior.
Jacques immediately starts slagging her off because hes Jacques.
Davide insists theres nothing there anymore.
Ekin-Su hems and haws.
This is just a friendship talk, she says.
Nothing changed my opinion about you, he says.
We all know where this is leading.
Dami and Indiyah (or #DamnIyah, if you like) get the weeks other one-on-one date.
However, it also features Dami looking directly into Indiyahs eyes and saying, Youre beautiful.
These two make me believe in love.
You know who definitely cannot tell when someone is or isnt into them?
Sweet, brave, confused Danica.
This woman has an eye for exactly the guy least likely to reciprocate and go all in on him.
Arent you shutting that door a bit early?
Danica muses to the beach hut camera.
No one seems to want poor Charlie, and neither does Danica.
So, at the recoupling, who does she pick?
Jay, of course.
Okay, the British public, explain yourselves.
What more does Tasha have to do to convince you people?
Anyway, Tasha and Andrew, Antigoni and Charlie, and Danica and Jay are the bottom three couples.
Now is when the Islanders have to vote amongst themselves who to dump.
The girls pick Charlie, obviously.
The boys pick Antigoni because boys apparently cant be trusted to make the right decision even once.
This means its the moment weve all been waiting for: Casa Amor.
Theyre coming back, says Luca.
Time will tell, sweet boy.
Gemma calls Charlies hair shocking.
I absolutely did not need to see Luca sucking Gemmas toes.
Paige, on Charlies sexy dance: You know when you want to just die for someone?
I must know this shows music budget.
Who do you think will be the first to stray?
