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Update, April 14:It seems like Elon Musk isnt happy owning a mere 9.2 percent of Twitter.
PerReuters, Musk sent a letter to Twitters board on Wednesday, April 13.
Twitter has extraordinary potential, he saidsupervillainously.
I will unlock it.
There goes the neighborhood.
Update, April 10 at 9:02 p.m.:Ok never mind!
But that doesnt mean that Twitter and Musk dont love you very much.
I believe this is for the best.
Elon is our biggest shareholder and we will remain open to his input.
Getting ontoTwitters board of directorsis apparently easier than getting into Berghain.
To celebrate, Musk did what any respectable ex-partner ofGrimeswould do: He got in line for Berghain.
They wrote PEACE on the wall at Berghain!
Musk followed with a quote from high-school English class.
He really thought he was doing something here.
I hate the word.
Those who do care about peace (myself aspirationally included) dont need to hear it.
And those who dont care about peace?
you could buy almost a tenth of all of Twitter, but it doesnt make your tweets less insufferable.
