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Spoilers for the season 2 finale ofThe White Lotus.
Thanks a lot, boats!
Now Tanya and these gays are dead.
Everyone is leaving the White Lotus Sicily a little (or a lot) different from when they arrived.
After their dashed romances, Portia and Albie are doubtless going to try and learn something at each other.
Harper and Ethan got their groove back.
And Mia is thriving(?)
as a hotel lounge singer.
Throughout it all, Daphne stayed unbothered.
But we, the viewing public, remain very much bothered.
The season 2 finale ofThe White Lotushad thrills, chills, ammo clips, Meghan Fahys freckles.
Basically everything you could want in a TV show.
And the internet processed it all the only way they know how, by posting.
