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You know whats played out?
Saying We need an American Girl doll who[insert hyperspecific thing here].
You know whats cool and hip?
Saying We need aJames Bondwho knows a lot about trees and beans.
ComedianJoe Pera, always on trend, is one step ahead of us, there.
He also doesnt want his martini shakenorstirred; hell take an IPA.