Never Have I Ever
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Remember the last episode?
Remember that hope and excitement we had?
We were so innocent then!
Whats changed, you ask?
So much and yet nothing at all.
Our girl Devi has been ghosted.
Siri, play I Dreamed a Dream.
Eleanor says that might be the problem: Devis sexual vibes are rusty, and people can tell.
Shes gotta make out with someone ASAP.
And what better place to do it than the drama clubs coffeehouse that night?
Everyone will be there!
(Even Paxton, looking to beef up his college software, will be volunteering.)
At the coffeehouse, Devi flops at her first flirting attempt after Ben starts heckling her.
He asks what shes doing and mocks her when she gives an earnest explanation.
Ben jumps on the challenge.
Shouldnt you be studying, Ben?)
The only legit candidate for her is Alejandro, a dweeb who was wearing his sweater backwards.
Alejandro doesnt have a hoodie.
And hes digging the attention, much to Bens dismay.
When Aneesa spots Ben getting kissed (and bitten) by Stella, he tries to explain.
But Aneesa brushes it off good-naturedly: No judgment here.
Aneesas ears perk up at the mention of her name: Fabiola said that to you?
Aneesa admits that she might be falling for a friend, and Ben warns her against it.
Aneesa stays schooling Ben and is always effortlessly cool while doing so.
While Aneesa refuses advice, Fabiola absorbs it.
Fabiola first denies it vehemently, then reveals that, okay, theyve kissedonce, but nothing since.
The tutee becomes the tutor!
He informs Fabiola its not about what she says to Aneesa but how she says it.
I dont even like men, and that worked for me, says a dumbfounded Fab.
Elsewhere, whatever Alejandros doing (Breathing?
Having a pulse?)
is working for Devi too.
Young hearts run free!
He asks if shes a player now shes always with a different guy.
And she asks if hes worried shell steal his thunder.
He apologizes for assuming shed be sad about him dating Phoebe its clear shes moved on.
I think we like each other, right?
Fabiola says shes down for that, and they hold hands.
Meanwhile, Ben and Devi compare progress reports they both admit they kissed someone that night.
They also both seem mildly jealous.
Its almost like they should have just kissed each other!
A knowledge-sharing king hesHitch2.0!
I know it seems like Im way more Team Paxton than Team Ben, but thats not really true.
Ben just keeps saying the WORST things Ive heard anyone utter (e.g., his pancake comment!)!
Kamala doubts her decision-making skills maybe Nirmalas right to doubt her assessment of Manish too.
Nalinis Okayyyyy, children made me laugh!
Poorna Jagannathan is so good.
That pairing makes sense to me.
