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The only thing missing?
For fans of Robert Eggers, this is clearly a poster forThe Northman, a Viking epic.
For literally anyone else, its, um, that girl fromQueens Gambitand Tarzan?
Thankfully, Greenpoint Avenue was slower to remove their copy of the ad.
Some of these folks need to get jobs in film development pronto.
So you got that poster ready for The Northman?Yeah, chief!
Postapocalyptic, but its tribal, so it kind of has this vibe from Neanderthal, Viking eras.
But maybe its not.
Maybe its likeAtlantisor something.
Theres definitely war and some colonial objectives.
Perhaps the most liberal-arts take on the poster.The Northmanisnt set underwater.
But maybe it should be?
Some guy in medieval … Thats what it looks like.
Beowulfwas already made into a film in 2007 starring Angelina Jolie and Anthony Hopkins.
But what it really needed was Skarsgard throwing it down with Grendel in a mud bath.
I didnt watch this movie yet, and I didnt actually hear about it.
Oh, with Nicole Kidman!
I saw her on the Oscars!
One sweet lady was just happy to see that Nicole Kidman stays working.
Either that or yet another Motley Crue biopic.
This guy was so, so close but let his self-doubt get in the way.
A war, or something that has to do with violence and battle.
The headbands and the shields this guy has blood on him.
He looks like he just fought.
Read this one in a skater voice.
Spot on
Vikings?
Vikings who are going through a really tough time.
Might be an understatement.
I mean, its forThe Northman, right?
I recognized Robert Eggers.
This couple gets it.
