Nine Perfect Strangers
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I dont know, guys.

Was that … it?
I dont mean to diminish the very intentional happy endings everyone received at the end of Ever After.
What is happening here?

I mean, possibly?
/ If I can find the key, would I escape?
Caught in between the ledge and letting go / Nothings the way it was anymore.
It seems kind of crappy!
Ever After doesnt offer any deeper or more distinct truth.
In fact, you could say that about a lot of the series mysteries, no?
Whatever Masha had going on with Yao: abandoned.
Whatever Masha had going on with Delilah: abandoned.
Was Tranquillum House really running out of money?
Was Connellys wife correct that Masha was partially responsible for her husbands death?
And then there was how the whole Oh hey, Carmel shot Masha!
drama evaporated in approximately five minutes.
Manny Jacinto deserved better than this!
Ever After handles everything tidily, and it starts with Carmel.
Ive seen some people commenting online that they thought Carmels I shot you!
Lo and behold, Mashas approval and repeated utterances of lapochka take care of business!
Pipe in Coldplays Fix You, Carmel is finally on her healing journey.
Heres what I cant figure out, though: How did Carmel get in that sensory-deprivation chamber?
It didnt seem like Carmel agreed to that.
Did someone give her more drugs?
Did someone carry her?
Did someone put in/take out her contact?
Still, it provides the wrap-up these guests want.
Tony and Frances wanted a vacation and a fresh start, and they found each other.
Ben and Jessica wanted to reconnect, and they did.
Carmel wanted forgiveness, and she received it.
Lars wanted to find the truth, and he captured it within himself.
Ben and Jessica, who wanted to get back to work, now run Tranquillum House.
Lars is back with his ex, they have a baby, and he published the story on Masha.
Which leaves, of course, the Marconis, who are being guided by (or used by?)
Mashas I am you trio works, and soon the Marconis are in their final meeting with Zach.
I mean, it wasnt even me.
Do you get that?
It wasnt even me.
Its something that just happened, and if I could take it back … Zoe becoming Mashas guide: The student becomes the teacher.
Tatiana reuniting with Masha: The daughter leads the mother.
If you dont put yourself out there, youll never reachout there.
Never up, never in, I suppose.
Have We Achieved Nirvana Yet?
Nicole Kidman could doJoker, but Joaquin Phoenix couldnt doNine Perfect Strangers.
Tonys dinner order two cheeseburgers, a Coke, and an ice-cream sundae sounds like a good time.
If it sells some books in real life, I guess thats good?
If you havent seen Kidman and Hugh Jackman in LuhrmannsAustralia, get on that.
It is ludicrous and inarguably white savior-y, but that continent sure is pretty.
Who says trousers when they can say pants?
There goes Frances, overwriting again.
Just give Michael Shannon the Emmy already; I do not want to wait a year, thanks.
I realized it was none of my business, but Lars Lee still gets aNew Yorkercover story?
Come on, man.
They disappeared my car!
Put Melvin Gregg in the same column as Manny Jacinto under didnt have enough to do.
Brave New Worldwas certainly an on-the-nose choice to summon Zach using various hallucinogenic drugs, wasnt it?
Thank you for reading this season!