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It was all going so well.Paris HiltonjoinedThe Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallonto talk about her wedding.
She says she had seven outfit changes.
Kim Petras sang Stars Are Blind as she walked down the aisle.
Her mom, Kathy, had a good time.
All fun late-night chitchat.
And then the crypto-Herbalife pitch began.
You taught me whats up, and then I bought an ape, Fallon tells Hilton.
This would rule if this was mid-century Hollywood and Hilton had convinced him to buy an actual chimp.
It would be ethically wrong, but still it would be lavish and exciting.
But we know what millionaires mean when they refer to apes in 2022.
I bought one, too, Hilton says, because I saw you on the show with Beeple.
(An ugly sentence if ever we heard one.)
This whole thing isEthereum LuLaRoe.
We just wish celebs were getting involved with less tacky, more glamorous means of frittering away their wealth.
At least theBeanie Babies bubblewascute.
