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And it was weird back then.
If you wanted a trophy, you had to finish in first place.
Participants don’t get the first place trophy.
What did this take, 20 seconds?
And he just??
Put it in his Netflix special???
I put it up on my bookcase, he says.
I didnt realize I was ruining the country!
Someoneshould be punished for the passage of time.
And so concludes the most recent saga of comedians debating the merits of participation trophies.
