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And I would be so looking forward to it!
Because later on, she mentions making Danny eggs Benedict.
Did all 80s housewives know how to easily whip up a plate of eggs Benny?
Because I am impressed with Sheilas culinary prowess.
Come through, Sheila!
Her reverie is interrupted by Danny crying out, Fuck!
(In her head, Sheila urges him, Ask!
Ask for the money!
Sheilas come a long way, baby.)
When she gets to Gretas house, all perky in her aerobics getup (belted leotards, I die!
), we see Greta trudging out to greet Sheila in her frumpy pajamas.
And it hit me that Greta is Opposite Sheila.
After Greta leaves the room, Sheila steals her husbands AV equipment.
(Fuck it, youre not leaving here empty-handed, she tells herself.)
Sheila heads home and is greeted by a dead ringer for an 80s-era Tommy Chongwho calls her Tequila Sheila.
And Sheila is steamed because the most worst person in her life (Danny) isnt there with her.
So where is Danny?
With Jerry, natch, and actually not far away.
These days, its all rules, expectations …
I hate to admit it, but I think its all over.
), who is none other than EVIL John Breem.
(Hey, at least hes got a great ass, as Sheila noticed at the mall earlier.)
Going for a swim?
I didnt bring my suit, he responds.
Skinny dip in the moonlight, then?
(SHES NOT JOKING.
THEYRE DEFINITELY GONNA SEE EACH OTHER NAKED.)
Sheila notes how weird that was.
Sheilas got one more run-in to endure at the party: Ernie again.
This time, hes more focused on her than on himself.
He tells her she can charm the uncharmable and hints that maybe she should be the one running.
He says hell match whatever donations she brings in on the absent Dannys behalf.
Today will be better.
Today he will speak out and be heard.
Today will be different/better is the way she used to talk about herself.
Sheilas putting theoninconfidencethese days.
The last straw instead is when he demands she make him a fresh pot of coffee.
Pat Benatars We Belong plays (love it), and Sheila makes a healthier choice.
Shes got a better idea: Fuck the campaign video.
Im ready to make a fortune.
Sheila, I believe this is what we pretend psychologists call a breakthrough.
Ill see you next week.
