Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin
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While the streaming-media grapevine may have spoiled the whole series yesterday by positioningWarner Bros. First, though, a message from 1999: Frosted lip gloss is in!
Not cool, Marjorie!
At the school, the Final Girls are in their last detention.
Sidney: Time to move on!
Imogen: Hard to move on; my mom isdead.
Sidney: I meant from Angela Waters!
Imogen: What are you all hiding??
Why does no one want to talk about Angela Waters?
Sidney: Your house needs to be sold!
Pick out what you want to save and say good-bye!
Youre not doing the Y2K Mom Squadanyfavors obfuscating like this.
Keeping secrets from your collective teen daughters is not the play!
Which, while were at it Imogen, take notes.
Not only that, you saw her get pushed!
Keeping secrets is NOT the play.
This evidence isnt nothing!
And if youre wrong?
Then Ill let it go, says Faran in the least convincing tone imaginable.
And none of that transphobic panic shit either!
Tabitha stresses, calling out the entire later run ofPretty Little Liarsin one decisive blow.
Horror, from the point of view of the female gaze.
For the role of Norman, though, Tabitha decides to get creative.
Initially, this is just annoying.
Again, this isnt a shocking development!
But Tabby has clearly been trying to prove some unknown point to herself this entire time.
I mean, I know its bad to blame the victim, but Noa!
No pizza is worth dying over!Especiallyon the last night of wearing your ankle monitor.
Which, unfortunately, Slasher A both knows about (a bug in the apartment?
Sheriff Beasley in cahoots??)
and wants to use to (figuratively) hang another of Angelas former tormentors.
To repeat: ROUGH.
Im just not wired that way.
Shes not even a good dancer.
Like, honestly!!!
Hanna Marin, meet your legacy.
Imogens Ouija spirit board breakdown/monologue, the one that starts with Did you die alone?
and ends with You know what, mom, FUCK YOU!!
I HATE YOU!!!?
Also, in terms of Imogens character development, long overdue.
Tabby: To quoteChucky: Friends til the end.
Her best unnecessary film reference yet!
One can only hope that pays dividends in the next episode!
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