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Walker asks in the speech.
I dont know if you know, vampires are some cool people, are they not?
I never knew that, so I didnt want to be a vampire anymore.
I wanted to be a werewolf.
Its uncanny how much Walker sounds likeSNLsJames Austin Johnsonas Trump talking aboutScooby-Doo.
“I don’t know if you know, vampires are cool people, are they not?”
– Herschel Walker’s speeches are somehow even less coherent than his TV appearances.
Like, what it this.pic.twitter.com/nl0UmtKa26
Elected official?
And those were the exact words verbatim from Herschel Walker at his fucking campaign event!
Wood yelled at the end of the bit to huge cheers.
Case in point,..
I opened my set tonight with Herschel Walkers vampire material.
Time will tell whether hell become senator of Georgia on December 6.
But if he loses, hes nonetheless opened a lot of new doors for himself.
As Wood points out, the mans got a future in comedy.
