RuPauls Drag Race All Stars
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But this week, we find ourselves at the base of Heartbreak Hill.
But much like a marathon runner, we shall persevere!
Part of why the Drag Tots challenge doesnt work for me is that the parameters are constantly shifting.
My tiny gay brain rebukes it!
But lets backtrack a little.
You have to give props to RuPaul here.
Whos doing it like her?
Rus next gig should be hosting a competition series to find Americas next multilevel-marketing-scheme superstar.
Id watch every ep!
After her explanation, Ru makes her Werkroom rounds to check on her contestant-prisoners progress.
By my count, three-fifths of the girls are teetering on the edge of a breakdown.
Ultimately, Furleasha (her catlike Drag Tot fursona) is successful, and the judges lap it up.
Theres never been any doubt: Trinity K. Bonet is a true talent.
Lets just hope she can stay out of her own way long enough to reach the end.
Ru even dubs her the queen of purple in the Werkroom.
(Somewhere, Jans nose just began bleeding profusely.)
When I tell you Iwept.
Another flawless ep for RaJah.
At this rate, she just might end up taking the whole damn season.
Next, ourAll Starsgolden child, Ginger Minj.
One big reason, I think, tends to be the fandoms anti-pageant-queen bias.
So Ginger yet again delivers a pretty darn great performance this week as Tara Belle.
Finally, our other born-and-bred pageant queen, Eureka, as Alexandria McQueen.
That said, her character doesnt seem particularly evil!
Thats just me at an afternoon meeting after my chicken-pesto-parm bowl from Sweetgreen.
However, all of Eurekas jokes land with the judges, and theres no denying she looks good.
The gown is straightforward but well executed, and the castle atop her head is a nice touch.
Eureka dons a travel wig and is tasked with sprinting right back onto the main stage.
From the little info we have, my best guess is a return of the lip-sync LalapaRuza fromAll Stars4.
Maybe this season will be an exception.
Well find out next week!
