RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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Well, it looks like Victoria Scone is in a real jam.
I couldnt help myself.
Is she just going to be promoted toAll-Starsimmediately?
Are they worried shes going to sue and might not have her back?
Did they take her out behind theRoyal Vauxhall Tavernand put her down like an injured racehorse?What?
The one revealing thing is that Veronica Green gets into her harness.
You know, completely versatile.
Camp on camp on camp.
Its like watching Ross Mathews do a Liberace impersonation in a remake ofWhatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Everyone scrambles for tents and hibachis and bear spray and whatever else fucking shit you find for camping.
I have no clue.
For me, camping is eating lunch on the bench in front of a Pret a Manger.
I got enough to worry about.
Go make your own damn dress.
Also, why didnt you take a sewing class before you got here?
Veronica, on the other hand, is helping everyone.
Ooooh, Molly, you in danger, girl.
What are they teaching these kids in English schools?
I remember in fifth grade learning all about HIV and AIDS and how you catch it from gay sex.
Im so glad they had an in-depth discussion right here onDrag Race.
Before we get to the runway, we have to give a special shout-out to Nicola Coughlan ofBridgertonandDerry Girls.
Sometimes I feel like the producers write some puns for the guests but not Nicola.
When Scarlett shoots an arrow at the judges, she immediately screams, Oh, my eye.
you could see her almost shouting over the other judges.
I may need to Google some goth furry porn in a minute.
I didnt quite understand Choriza May being at the bottom.
Thank God for her wacky story about being blinded by jizz saving her from the lip sync.
She looks like Fifth Avenue an hour after the Pride Parade has finished.
Also, half of her face is painted black in an attempt to be edgy.
She says its supposed to symbolize coming out of a depression to be reborn.
Yeah, thats great and all, but your inspirational story wont save a horrible look.
Okay, well, maybe if youre Choriza, but otherwise, no.
In the end, Scarlett is the first non-Krystal win of the season and deservedly so.
I hope this convinces her to give us alittlebit more on the runway.
I love Scarlett way more in her confessionals than I do for any of her outfits or performances.
She did much better the previous season before being sent home with COVID.
Maybe thats why Victoria may not be back; she doesnt want to do worse the second time around.
