RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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Krystal Versace has a hard time being funny?
Oh, you dont say.
As the French would say,quelle surprise.
I am, as she would say,positively frazzled.
Ella wants to doMystic Meg, and Ru is like, Yeah, but what about Nigella Lawson?
Kitty wants to beCilla Black,and Ru is like, Yeah, but what about Gemma Collins?
Thats why an anemic but ridiculous Macaulay Culkin is better than a somewhat realizedMargarita Pracatan.
For those curious Americans, lets go around the horn and talk about the characters.
And finally, Nigella Lawson is the lady who saidmicrowave funny on Twitter.
The only more famous British chef is Gordon Ramsay or maybe Marie Callender.
(Did you know shes Scottish?
I made that up.)
Theyre American but just talk funny.
Judy Love is much easier to understand and onLoose Women, which is essentially the EnglishThe View.
Shes like Sherri Shepherd except, you know, still employed.
On the runway, the category feels fruity, and Im not sure that everyone got the memo.
Cape Bustle is also where they launch gay space missions from, so that is a nice nod.
I loved Chorizas Carmen Mirandainspired fruit-as-headpiece ensemble, but the headpiece looked likeNina BoNina Browns peach facefromDrag Raceseason nine.
The final lip sync was the biggest gag of the night.
River took off the bowl of her fruit-bowl costume and was just vaguely shimmying in her drawers on stage.
But what was the difference between this and the first Charity versus Scarlett lip sync?
It wasnt that much better, and that was a double save?
