RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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You know what they say about pizza, that even when its bad its still pretty good.
Thats least how I feel about the improv segments on any of theDrag Races around the world.
You think 100,000-plus Instagram followers come without a heaping side of humiliation?
Just ask anyone who has ever been onLove Island.
Ugh, another group challenge.
Give these girls a chance to shine individually already.
Just ask professional snackLil Nas X. Shockingly enough, Pixie, as the sister, isjuston the other side of the wall.
I also loved when Cheddar pulled off Pixies wig.
We were expecting to see a wig cap, but instead we saw another dime store wig.
10s across the board for this group, which is no surprise.
One thing Dakota is not is funny, which is why Pixie put her in the dud group.
Neither was Le Fil who was doing a good job playing a nerdy doctor.
This trick never works.
That is where the queens always do the best.
But when Sminty gets out there she just totally whiffs.
She doesnt even attempt any jokes and even when Alan sets her up she still misses.
It was like watching a 6-year-old strike out at tee ball.
JB is probably the best of the bunch, playing the person whose pictures Sminty used to catfish Peppa.
(This is ascenario that actually happenedand is wild!)
No, Im not crying, youre crying.
And finally, Cheddar and Peppa talk about losing their hair and how its linked to their identity.
Okay, I am full-on sobbing.
Dakota has a bit old tassel on her head and curtains for a garment and thank Divine (a.k.a.
gay God) that we got the backstory or else it would have made no sense.
Naturally its Cheddar, Danny, and Pixie on top.
There is also an invisible dog for some reason.
I didnt love Pixies Birth of Venus inspired look, with a clam covering her clam.
The judges felt the same as the contestants and Danny takes the badge.
Since they give them out like Tic-Tacs anyway, couldnt they have spared another for poor Pixie.
I mean, be polite.
Its a little bit harder for the bottoms.
Sminty, on the other hand, was absolutely divine.
She made herself into a moth with two giant antennae made out of bouncing braids with tendrils flying everywhere.
She calls it, and I cant improve on perfection, Mothy Ken Doll.
BenDeLaCreme could never, but almost.
That was not enough to save her though and she lip synced alongside Baby.
Its the kind of lip sync where the whole time youre hoping there will be a double save.
Sadly there was no double save for Sminty, whose moth really flamed out in the end.
Im not gonna lie, I will miss her especially after her bad twerk on the way out.
