RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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Its called the Great British Fake Off and all of the queens have to sell a baked good.
Whats fake about it?Are they real baked goods?
Are they supposed to fake their enthusiasm?
The clear winner is Bimini, who turns her Belgian Bun into a Brexit Bun.
I could sit and listen to this social commentary all day while eating a huge plate of Freedom Fries.
(The jury, like Tayce, is hung.)
(Both are pale, slightly bland, but ultimately delicious, so same same.)
Ellie asks why that is, since theyre both Scottish.
Its sort of like having this challenge guided by Hoda Kotb.
Ellie isnt horrible, but like a real diamond, she shines brighter in the reflected light of Lawrence.
It turns out that Tia and AWhora are the endangered pair that excel as a pair of Essex Girls.
Its basically New Jersey but Snooki has never been.
Veronica and Sister go just the opposite way and their goths are tired, expired, and uninspired.
They do have the hardest challenge, though how do you make goths over the top?
Make them more insular?
Ginny is another point of displeasure.
Why else would they show us this?
(Imagine if it went badly.
AWhora would have bloodied her like the insides of a million Diva Cups.)
Now she has no drag queen friends because everyone thinks shes a bitch.
As AWhora says, she had to create a character just so that she would have a friend.
Its utterly heartbreaking, though it still doesnt give her purchase for being a bitch.
Okay, I wasnt confused by the category, but it seems many of the queens were.
Veronica kills it as a glamorous Medusa with a pig face.
I dont know if pig is a monster, but she is clearly both a pig and a Medusa.
Sister Sister is a werewolf mummy.
Ellie is a goblin face on a werewolfs body.
Meanwhile Bimini is Pamela Anderson as a demon.
She just looks like a bride.
That is one thing.
Tia is a death demon with snakes coming out of her headdress but it reads more old-Hollywood-horror-movie.
Fierce, but one thing.
At least its a mashup.
She says shes looking, very Halloween, but that was not the brief.
The brief was monster mash up.
AWhoras look is not two things, it isnt even one thing.
I think if she followed directions a bit better she would have ended up the winner this week.
Give it to Tia, who was excellent as an Essex girl and had a stunner of an outfit.
