RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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Should we just start calling this showRuPauls Groundhog Race?
Because it seems like everything stays the same while the episodes keep moving.
If nothing is even going to change, why should we tune in week after week?
(Thats just what I used to say about bathhouses, too.)
If they cant be funny or interesting, at least bring back the Brit Crew.
Scarlett chooses Kitty, Choriza, and Ella.
You know, MTV.
Chorizas now-legendary meaty tuck is going to win the day, right?
No to all of these things.
Scarletts team seems like they have no clue exactly what theyre selling or what the concept is.
When we finally see the commercials, they are both as dreadful as we can imagine.
Scarletts group doesnt even seem like they knew what they wanted Draglexa to be.
I would pay good money for this machine.)
But even as Draglexa is trying to transform the queens, the transformation is not complete.
Its like a commercial I made in seventh grade for, hey, wait, it was Dominos pizza!
Ru and the judges hate both of these commercials, and they should.
If you could commit grievous bodily harm to a home internet assistant, both of these would qualify.
But, here is the thing, I think this is because of the lackluster double save.
Im also not impressed with anyones expensive drag.
Its not drag or expensive.
The most baffling outfit, however, is Chorizas.
She says its inspired by the gold rush, but there is nothing expensive about the gold rush.
There is nothing expensive about cowgirls.
The only person to get an A+ is River dressed as an Asian bride.
But there are no winners this week, and everyone is up for elimination.
The queens also say who should go home, with the top vote-getters being Scarlett and Charity.
What are we going to do with that Charity?
I love her drag, I really do.
This didnt say expensive to me.
It said king of the fairies.
Last weeks didnt say Spice Girls, it said cheetah.
Its like she comes up with a concept and then tries to shoehorn the theme into it.
