RuPauls Drag Race U.K.

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The worst thing about this episode was the elf ears.

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Then I was like,No, wait.

Sister Sister has on the elf ears.

Then I saw them again and was like,No, girl, its Ellie Diamond.

And then I was like,No, its Sister Sister.

And then I was like,Not all white people look the same.

Is this how racists feel all the time?And then I realized that they werebothwearing elf ears.

For your consideration: a lady who thinks being mean is a personality.

Oh, wait, thats me, too.

During the voting we find out that Tayce and AWhora had a one-night stand for one-named queens.

They even get flirty later at the workbenches.

If this wereon Netflix, would it be calledCobra KaiKai?

Why isnt an aggrieved queen always handing out the parts so she can make other peoples lives miserable?

It seems like no matter what role Lawrence gets shes going to be afraid of it.

One of these queens is about to be destroyed like a Starbucks bathroom.

After the hottie who took last weeks photos, isDrag Raceonly hiring hot dudes in ancillary roles this season?

Cherrys experience was a little different as a member of the community.

(Just a warning, do not look directly into J.Huds eyes.)

I love a reveal like Fire Island gays love PrEP.

I love a reveal like Twitter gays love thinking that no one knows exactly what their alt is.

Okay, Ill stop.

Wait, wait, wait.

I love a reveal like Puerto Vallarta gayslove a sinking ship.

Okay, Im done.

I thought the judges selections left out some of the best outfits, though.

To me AWhoras groom-into-bride transition was one of the smoothest and smartest of the bunch.

Her reveal is that the dress underneath is dot, dot, dot the same dress.

Shes joined by Cherry, whose yellow-polka-dot gender reveal costume I thought was the weakest of the bunch.

Also, how do you do a gender-reveal-themed lewk and not even havea raging forest fireas part of it?

I mean, its just a red coat over a red bodysuit.

That is not a surprise, that is just layering.

The same goes for AsttinasMortal Kombatinspired outfit, which just has a big black cape over it.

That, again, is not a surprise.

Thats just coming home and taking your coat off.

Never have I seen a win more deserved, though.

Cherry and Tayce end up lip-syncing to Memories fromCats, and what are you going to do with that?

Just stand in one spot and clutch at your neck?

I guess, because that is what Cherry does.

What is it about that spot on the left-hand side of the runway?

Joe Black didnt move from it while lip-syncing, either.

Is it covered in superglue?

Did they make the flooring out of Trinity the Tucks tucking tape?