RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
Of course there was going to be a double save.
There are ten episodes in a season.
This is episode eight.
There are five queens remaining.
Most seasons ofDrag Racenow finish with a final four.
That meant, either this week or next, no one was going home.
And I especially hate an episode where no one goes home.
After this were in the exact same position we were after the last episode.
Nothing changed, nothing progressed, were just sitting here.
Then why did I sit on this bus for an hour and pay 1.75?
The same challenges, the same stunts, the same double-saves.
(Basically, they were theater kids in high school.)
I dont know, sis.
Im just the recapper.
I have no idea how many doses ofM-Katthe producers were on when they came up with this.
Pixie is Kimmy Booburn, a take onKim Woodburn, a mouth-cleaning guru from the telly.
None of this even makes sense anymore.
Is this just an Ambien dream?
Am I going to wake up naked from the waist down eating a blueberry pie out of my fridge?
(The answer is no.
It gives us no indication of how this will all turn out.
(Hearing about daddy love, however, gets me worked up in a whole different way.)
Peppa, who says shes not an actor, didnt do well, and neither did JB.
The category is Ruff and Ready, a celebration of ruffles.
Is it giving me ruffles?
What its really giving me is stiff.
The whole thing just looks stiff.
JB looks like someone yassified one of the Three Musketeers and then smeared them in mint-chocolate-chip ice cream.
Everyone else has a signature, a viewpoint.
JB just seems like some kind of drag amoeba.
She always looks good, but you never know what shape it will take.
Yes, this dress is great, but where are the ruffles?
I couldnt see them.
This was not Ruffles, this was Lays.
Just flat and crunchy, and Im salty.
Cheddar looks like, as Ru says, a new strain of COVID.
Peppa gives us ruffles all right denim ruffles.
I thought I wanted ruffles, but was I wrong?
I hate these ruffles.
The whole thing is like a blue blur, and I hate it.
The judges, on the other hand, love it.
Ru says that both JBs outfit and this are some of the best shes ever seen.
Finally Pixie comes in on an utter fail.
She is in a dollar-store Queen Elizabeth dress that is not up to par with the competition.
If this is about ruffles, then center the ruffle.
That is how you do drag, and thank the nondenominational deity that Michelle calls her out on this.
This is all moot.
The challenge, the outfits, the lip sync.
No one was ever going to go home, so this was just an hour of my time wasted.
