RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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Oh what a dastardly trick those editors played on us.
from the very ones who were mean to her.
She was sent home.
The episode starts off on a high note for Mx.
Topp if youre nasty, fresh off her RuPeter Badge win in last weeks girl-group challenge.
But that wont last for long.
Ru comes into the work room and tells the girls that there is a mini-challenge called the Naff-Tas.
Even though the girls have to get in quick drag, this isnt much of a challenge.
Black Peppa wins Beast in Show, meaning she is the best actress.
Finally, Sminty Drop is the Best Hot Mess and we hold these truths to be self-evident.
Wait, no Trade of the Season?
Everyone sort of knows that these awards mean nothing and that theyre just there to stir up drama.
The girls were asked some questions, they answered, and its all fun and games.
Well, no one gave Copper Topp that memo.
(Before I started waxing, my box was color-coded too.)
The twist is that the pairs are determined by the Brit Crews random draw of the bingo ball.
Okay, who cant sew?
Oh, wait, its everyone?
There is not one queen who knows how to draw a pattern or work a sewing machine?
That cant be true.
That is what led me to believe she would be on top(p).
Not a good sign.
While everyone is hustling around the workroom trying to salvage their selvedge (a sewing pun!
), Pixie and Danny have a very sweet moment while beating their faces.
Give Danny the Olivia Colman Honorary Award for Best Cry Face Naff-ta.
Pixie says it was because of decisions I made.
Does that mean Pixie cheated?
Does that mean Pixie was jealous and cut up all of Tias wigs?
I mean, the possibilities are endless and I am dying for all of this tea …or coffee.
Just scald me with the gossip, sisters.
Never believe the fantasy.
Unless your fantasy is a middle-aged reality-television-show recapper.
Then believe it, send nudes, and get in an Uber over to my house immediately.
Im totally getting complimentary.
Peppa and JB are an unmitigated disaster.
Its a pale-mint color that washes them both out, especially JB.
Both outfits look unfinished with the tatters hanging off of them.
The weaving technique is cool, but its such a pale color that you almost cant see the contrast.
Danny and Pixie, rather than doing complimenting outfits, do twinsies.
Theyre like the dancing-bumblebee emoji except theyre both going to the bingo parlor.
Oh, wait, arent these all supposed to be bingo-parlor dresses?
Whatever happened to that?
Danny and Pixie told Ru earlier they were going to keep it simple and sexy and they delivered.
They accent this with some Versace print and the whole thing is reading fashion, fashion, fashion.
They look like Romy and Michele if the movie was made next week.
When Copper and Cheddar first walked out together I was stunned.
They both have on golden outfits but Copper is the hero and Cheddar the villain.
An excellent concept that totally explains why Copper would have on those white boots.
But when the judges pick it for the bottom it makes sense.
Theyre on the bottom along with the obviously horrible Peppa and JB.
Dakota and Baby take an easy and well-deserved win.
Ru makes the shocking decision of not eliminating one duo but breaking them up.
If you have a pair and make them face off, that is way more drama.
