RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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I feel like were going to have a very similar situation this season.
The episode starts and Krystal informs us that she is the youngest queen ever in aDrag Racefinal three.
I was once the horniest guy on an Atlantis cruise.
Where is my prize?
Its Thanksgiving in America, but in the U.K., its just … Thursday.
Then I realize its because shes the winner.
They do the number, and its all just great and lovely.
Ella sings her verse, which is as rare as a talking emu.
Kitty is the funniest, mugging and pointing like shes a comedic robber in aPaddingtonmovie.
As for the final looks, it is, as always, Eleganza Extravaganza.
The dress looks great and has a nice, big bottom.
Who doesnt love a big bottom?
She has similar hair, and theyre both giving us drag glamour in a very predictable way.
She does not look like a Louis.
Krystal turns the corner, and immediately the judges are stunned, as am I.
Anyway, Krystal is the real Amazon.
The dress has big shoulders and a tight waist and is very Morticia Addams at junior prom.
However, the best part is the matching coterie of gold chains both around her neck and her hips.
It is actually very Versace, and you cant be mad at Krystal.
This is the best look of the bunch.
Anubis is dressed as, well Anubis.
Charity looks like a demon from a Korn music video, and she will delightfully haunt my nightmares forever.
Yup, this all tracks.
The only shock is that there is no harness.
While the song is dramatic, it only really allows for prancing around the stage and mugging.
There can be no tricks, there can be no hair flips, there can be no dancing.
We want a little bit more.
At least Kitty, the consummate professional, has a tearaway skirt so that she can move freely.
Krystal is eventually the obvious choice, particularly because Kitty and Ella are offering up the same thing.
Youd pick the burger all day, but mostly because you really want the fries.
