RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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Not even Brexit could remove this show from the European Union of our hearts.
Is Veronica the Delta variant?
(The only people in the U.S. who will get that joke are those that listen toWho?
Weekly, but trust me, that is hilarious.)
She looks like one ofthe Fantanas singing girls promoting Fanta, a soft drink like Orange Crush but disgusting.
Unless she means shes the Dani Dyer of drag, his daughter who was onLove Island.
Anyway, she is the only East London gay without a mustache or a mullet.
She is also the trade of the season, so she can tread on my floorboards any damn time.
The funniest entrance line goes to Choriza May, who also has the funniest name.
Dont hate me because Im beautiful, she says.
Hate me because Im an immigrant.
I love Choriza and the fact that she moved to Newcastle to get good dick.
However, shes the first contestant assigned female at birth on any version of this program.
I love how RuPaul later congratulates her on breaking boundaries in the competition.
Bitch, youre the one who cast this show.
You could have had some bio queens on whenever you wanted.
Wait, is that Bimini in disguise trying to get the title that was robbed from her last season?
Is thisBimini 2: Electrka Fencealoo?
It might as well be.
The last two are queens who are both 19.
I hate both of them.
Anubis keeps talking about how camp she is.
She mentions camp more thanWet Hot American Summer, but we dont see anything thats camp.
Krystal has been watchingDrag Racefor six years, so, basically, since the start of the pandemic.
She is puss fish boots the house down shablam on periodt hunty I feel very attacked.
Krystal is polished, but she is not, by any stretch of the imagination, original.
I would find that very difficult.
I dont know how to dress as watchingGoggleboxwhile eating two full sleeves of Jaffa Cakes.
I also loved Vanitys Jamaican-flavored yellow-and-green loofah jacket hiding a similarly colored tight dress.
I mean that as a compliment.
The bottoms seem to have one thing in common: chaps.
This is the silhouette that Ellie Diamond wore week after week last season.
It is tepid and fine but, ultimately, not something you want to tell your friends you enjoy.
Its just a copper-penny sequin dress with a net over it.
So many of the girls think a good story will excuse a look.
So one 19-year-old wins, and the other is sent packing.
There are no references, there is no synthesis, there is no surprise.
Krystal is giving us what she saw on this very show so many times.
Yes, its slightly different, but shes not making it her own.
As for Anubis, well, the first word in her good-bye message is camp.
Just cause she keeps saying it doesnt mean that she ever delivered.
