RuPauls Drag Race
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I know a thing or two about not being able to shut up (e.g.
my Twitter, dozens of meandering recaps, my whole vibe).
Unfortunately for Jasmine Kennedie, she learns that lesson this week on television.
The queens breaking point is Jasmines meltdown at the top of the episode.
And so it will …
Enough with the meandering sentences and interrupting!
It definitely needed to be said, agrees Angeria.
And so it seems like the tension might dissipate.
But Kornbreads chastising doesnt stop there.
But Jasmine isnt picked when team captains Willow and Maddy cast their commercials.
Kornbread, however, takes this as a personal insult.
Its … uncomfortable, to say the least.
Strangely enough, this all seems to work out just fine in the end for Jasmine.
I know you might do more than just the food jokes, Loni explains.
Hell, she showed us right out of the gate!
Speaking of high bars, Willow doesnt have any trouble clearing hers.
She shines as the very infirm, very horny version of herself who thinks shes cast on the Bitchelor.
I was promised a chance at love and a daily meal voucher WHERES JEFFREY?!
Other standouts include Bosco, who gives us a post-verbal baby slut with a body like peeled string cheese.
(The girls are writingjokesthis season!)
And Deja Skye, playing a queen whos terrible at trauma dumping.
Decidedly not in my top three this episode?
Our winner and certified sweetheart, Angeria Paris VanMicheals.
I found her performance charming but not as funny or clever as Willows, Boscos, or Dejas.
Feel free to use that $5,000 prize to rent out a billboard shit-talking me.
And speaking of shit-talking, Id love to discuss the queens that didnt do so hot this week.
In addition to Kornbread, we also have Kerri, whos comedic beat seems to be is pretty.
So true, queen!
Not funny, unfortunately.
Not even Kerris show-stopping runway can save her.
For night of 1,000 J.Los, Kerri wears the internet-breaking green Versace dress.
No, notagreen Versace dress.
Not areplicaof the green Versace dress …ThegreenVersace dress.
I want to be surprised that she has it, but honestly, Id expect nothing less from Kerri.
ThatVoguerepost better be on the way.
Nonetheless, Keri finds herself lip-syncing and very carefully at that.
Joining her in the bottom two is Alyssa Hunter.
Its a sentiment thats rarely followed by an earth-shattering performance, and tonight is no exception.
Her idea of comedy boils down to ugly makeup, and the judges arent impressed.
Alyssa and Kerri duke it out, giving a decidedly mediocre lip-sync to J.Los Play.
Yeah, my dollar bills are staying firmly in my wallet.
Ru tells Kerri that shes safe, but lest you forget, Alyssa still has one more shot.
Eager to see this reveal take on a life of its own on Twitter in the coming days.
Alyssas last gift to us!
Im craving some narrative gold, but so far?
IntRusive Thoughts
A weekly segment where I briefly discuss stray thoughts that wont leave my head.
Their truce seems uneasy, but praying this fight was a one-episode special.
Guest judge Loni Love:Loni Love has yet to disappoint.
Spinoff show where she just roasts Utica!
I want more!!
Guest judge J.Lo:This was everything I wanted.
