Rupauls Secret Celebrity Drag Race
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Well, the proverbial disguises are off, and our celebrity queens have been revealed.
Am I hearing that wrong?
I truly do not know), and Carson seems truly shocked that Poppy is a Backstreet Boy.
Thankfully, AJ does a little Everybody slide to help get the message across.
Fast forward a little 3, 2, 1, and its the next taping day onstage.
The Queen Supremes emerge, resplendent in red, and I stand awed by Monets full face mask.
Its nofacekini, but its close.
Backstage, we see the whole unmasked gang of celebs hanging out and working together for the first time.
Youve been performing as long as Ive been alive.
And then, shock of shocks, theres RuMail!
Poppy gets some comedic moments.
Wham-bam-boom, were into the solo lip syncs, opening with Thirstys take on Sissy That Walk.
Instead, Thirstys clad as some latex-clad drill sergeant, and the dancers are all shirtless soldiers.
Next up, Chakra tackles a dog-themed version of Cha Cha Bitch.
Why is she in a tuxedo leotard and a top hat?
She stumbles a little when doing her twerking, but props to her for trying.
Will I still think that if shes challenged to do anything other than lip syncs?
I guess well see.
I certainly wouldnt put it past these producers.
If weve learned anything from 100,000 seasons of everyDrag Raceiteration, its to never go against the coaches wishes.
Donnas performance of Born Naked is confounding at best.
She spends the whole thing atop a go-go pedestal and ultimately does a reveal to a latex (?)
I truly do not know what was going on there.
(It was also a different material on the back side, but I digress.)
Michelle points out that Donna actually never wore shoes during the performance, either, which …
Anyway, Chakra wins, and Thirsty and Donna go head to head for You Wear It Well.
Thirsty moves with purpose, whereas Donna just kind of stands there.
Drags not like that.
This week it really struck me how much I miss getting to see the judges deliberation.
We never really know why they picked the two they did, though we can guess from critiques.
How do they pick the winner, too?
And what do theyreallythink?
Fingers crossed for a truly terrible Snatch Game!
He hates it so much, with a fervor that you really have to respect.
How brave, which is absolutely true.
Yuck, ugh, etc.
