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Somehow I knew a guy with a too-loud speaker setup would be at the heart of humanitys downfall.
There is no need for music to be that loud!
If even one of them were even a slightly better person, this wouldnt be happening.
We begin the episode where the last left off, with Winnie chowing down on Yoga Jones.
Her husband tries to save her, but he gets a neck chomp for his trouble.
They always go for the neck, dont they?
A full tackle, then a big snack of neck meat.
Before things can go full zombie outbreak, the FBI comes to arrest everyone.
How did the self-driving car not notice an older lady zombie surfing on the van,Teen Wolfstyle?
This is a tiny quibble compared to my biggest plotting question, but more on that later.
Meanwhile, theres trouble in paradise for newlyweds Chantal and Liquorice.
She predicts Cannibals, flames, total annihilation, and it will all be Chantals fault.
The way Kathy Griffin says Chantal, like Squirtle, is killing me.
The cultists flee to a mafia-run laser-tag establishment.
Probably for the best that they decide to use the Z-word.
Pretending zombie movies dont exist is always an immersion-breaker in later zombie movies.
Just admit youre following some tropes; its okay.
We wont get mad.
But I was just stressed out for these idiots.
But I suppose we must honor stakes.
Back in New York, Chantal is at the ER awaiting news on Liquorice.
The soothing bedside manner combined with complete condescension is incredible.
Right before she died, Liquorice gave Dr. Baby a letter from the future.
We dont see the letter, but we do see a big old-fashioned key.
Oh God, Liquorice had a crazy armory, didnt she?
At the laser tag, the gang splits up.
The zombies have a little echolocation-y clicking sound, which is fun.
As is the impromptu stuffed animal armor Ritchie, Elliott, and Portia don to make their escape.
Their plan to do so is … to drive to New York?
Why, I am begging you, do they not just call Dory or Drew?
Maybe they dont have Dorys new, stolen-from-her-orderly phone number saved, but Drew definitely has his phone.
He uses it to show Dory that people are massed at the old Lyte HQ mourning her.
Maybe the FBI took their phones.
Wait, no, they use a phone for GPS to get to New York.
Stray Pages From the Book of Dory
RIP to the influencers.
You were a hoot; thank you for your service.
The shots inside the playplace are exquisite.
It was, dare I say it, an Instagrammable way to go out.
What do yall think is going to happen?
