Selling Sunset
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Um, what happens now?
Dude apparently skipped health class to go smoke behind the gym.
(They say smoking stunts your growth.)
She has the fucking baby, dude.
That is how parenthood works.
She tells him that shes very upset.
He says that he remained friends with both of them and didnt know she was hurt this badly.
Christine has moreExtraon her than Mario Lopezs resume.
Though I hate her look, her experience having the baby does sound terrifying.
Its actually a gorgeous house in the hills.
It has a big bedroom that overlooks a canyon where a dingo has definitely eaten someones baby.
It looks perfectly chic for the amount of money, and Im happy for Chrishell.
Thats like getting your headshot with last nights tricks fluids still crusted on the cheek.
Im very happy for her.
Then I think about it for a second.
These people are Realtors.
They should know the market is really hot right now.
I dont know, just an idea.
Everyone goes to Jasons house, and it is the one BoJack to rule them all.
It is essentially just a window on a cliff with those erector-set-tube chandeliers everywhere.
It is the house equivalent of a TV that comes up out of the floor.
It is both tacky and bland simultaneously, which is a feat usually only accomplished by sushi rice.
As everyone is sitting down to dinner, Emma shows up, and everyone is like, Emma!
except Romaine, who is like, It is past my bedtime, but in French.
We see her getting out of a private jet, but come on, that cant be hers.
Ive never even heard of her company, which has only2,000 followers on Insta.
The most important thing we learn about Emma is that she wears little to no clothing.
When she shows up to dinner, she is wearing one bears jockstrap as an entire dress.
