Selling Sunset
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Heres the thing about Christine, I love her and her dedication to over-the-top, porn Goth iconography.
I also find her as exhausting as running a marathon wearing cement Nikes.
Just look at this outfit she shows up in.
(The limit does not exist.)
It is fierce, but also my eyes need a package vacation.
I just cant with this.
She has, as the kids would say, incredible pick-me energy.
Nothing huge, Christine says.
Like 10,000 square feet.
Even Jason chuckles because thatishuge.
Christine has not eaten at Shake Shack.
First of all, she would be like, I dontwaitinlines!
and we know any good SS has more lines than the Weeknds house party.
Secondly, look at her.
Shes nine months pregnant, and it looks like she has a baby hamster under her dress.
!Christine, we remain unfooled.
She gets a house tour from Jason.
Much like the Brothers Oppenheim, I also can hardly tell any of the houses on this show apart.
Some of them might even come with their own Todd on the couch.
You know its in the Valley because its only $3.5 million.
Hashtag girlboss hashtag blessed hashtag who runs the world.
Chrishell is not moving on.
She is not even MoveOn dot org.
Shes clearly cast on the show.
Why are you trying to pretend like shes not?
That I believe, that is true.
Like arelationship with one of your coworkers/castmates?
They go and meet Vanessa at a BoJack but on the beach.
(A BeachJack?)
Is the sky blue?
Is Justin Bieber currently regretting at least two of his tattoos?
She says that now her sisters spirit oversees her whole career.
How does that even work?
