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Santas the ultimate crowd-pleaser.
Sometimes, hes young.
Sometimes, hes fit.
Sometimes, hes strapped.
A successful businessman who knows how to stay up all night?
And hes good with kids?
Santa might just be a sex icon.
We dug through our Christmas-movie archive to find the sexiest Santas in all your favorite holiday classics.
15.Scott Calvin (The Santa Clause 2)
15.
Okay, hear me out … Scott Calvin has his moments.
Its all very romantic.
When hes not running his mouth and/or acting like an actual child, Scott Calvins boldness is kinda hot.
14.Willie Soke (Bad Santa)
14.
We can fix him!
And if we cant … well, maybe hell steal us something pretty.
13.Krampus (Krampus)
13.
Yes, hes not Santa.
But hes Santas murderous helper, and thats close enough.
Sometimes, you just want to be touched.
12.Jack Frost (The Santa Clause 3)
12.
Maybe its the wig.
Whatever the case, Jack Frost has that special something.
And its not frostbite.
11.Santa Claus (Elf)
11.
Santa inElfis kinda your basic jolly old fella.
All of a sudden, hes all, Back off, slick!
while brandishing some sort of wrench and its kinda … hot?
We can psychoanalyze that one later.
10.Santa Claus (Miracle on 34th Street)
10.
He also knows sign language!!
Who cares that hes probably working his elves to death while he moseys around in Coles Department Store?
Hes got the twinkle in his eye, hes got those cute lil glasses!
Hes making the children believe.
And he can hold his own against a drunk guy!
9.Grandsanta (Arthur Christmas)
9.
So, yeah, hes 136.
But hes also a rebel.
And funny!!!
His opposition to technology is very Ron Swanson, and thats sexy.
You just know that in his prime, he was getting all the ladies digits.
Even now, hes probably scoring more than his son.
I mean, just account for his agility!
Grandsanta, it’s possible for you to take us on your ancient sleigh anyday.
8.Blake Thorne (Santa With Muscles)
8.
Blake Thorne is sort of a douche, but hes also the most chiseled Santa weve ever seen.
And hes got that porn-star mustache thats very in right now.
On top of all that, he rescues a bunch of orphaned children and gives them a home.
Money, empathy, muscles.
7.Noelle (Noelle)
7.
Anna Kendrick is a hot lady (have you seen her inPitch Perfect?!).
As Santa, shes downright adorable.
Maybe shes too angelic as Noelle to be sexy, but its always the ones you least expect.
All were saying is dont be deceived by her color coordination.
Noelle knows how to have fun.
6.Ty (A Bad Moms Christmas)
6.
What a sweet, little firefighter turned stripper Santa.
(Okay, not so little …) Ty is both aesthetically pleasingandlooking for a serious relationship.
Yes, its possible!
Best of both worlds.
5.Santa Claus (Polar Express)
5.
This man unlocked something in us.
First of all, his complexion is stunning.
What moisturizer does he use?
Those are the most majestic curls weve ever laid eyes upon.
And then, you hear him talk … good grief.
We want the first gift of Christmas.
4.Santa Claus (Christmas Chronicles)
4.
When we heard this isthe Santa that fucks, we didnt really believe it.
Then, we watched this movie and now we get it.
The man can perform.
Also, the highlights in that beard are pretty delicious.
3.North (Rise of the Guardians)
3.
Even the younguns can recognize that this Santa has sex appeal.
Besides the rugged aesthetic appeal, North is full of wonder.
He says so himself.
We love a man who is imaginative!
And hes a pretty great mentor on top of it all.
2.Santa Claus (Violent Night)
2.
Everyones favorite DILF is here to slay.
David Harbour playing Santa as an action hero is so sexy it might melt your candy cane.
Not only is his violence warranted (hes protecting a child and her rich family!
), but he delivers a few classic Santa catchphrases in between maneuvers that somehow sound cool.
Santa Claus IS coming to town.
1.Klaus (Klaus)
1.
Look at that gorgeous beard.
Look at those intense eyes.
Look at that somehow sexy caveman outfit.
Finally, hes hella loyal.
We know if we die, hes grieving us for the rest of his life.
Klaus is the man for us.
