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Youve watched theSquid Gameslapping scenemultiple times.
It made you feel things, vile little things.
You wish to perform unspeakable acts for this psychopath salesman.
Youre willing to debase yourself in ways you never thought possible.
That psychopath salesman is Gong Yoo, and baby, youre sold.
And Im here to make it all … a lot worse.
I know Gong Yoo is a well-known Korean actor from Busan who rose to fame in the early 2000s.
I know hes already established himself as a brilliant performer and leading man.
But now is not the time to girlkeep bossgate Gong Yoo.
Now is the time to welcome a new wave of wretched whorebags.
Heres a starter pack.
Han-kyul mistakes her for a boy, and of course, shenanigans follow.
Look, does it hold up?
It established him as a heartthrob, and it put him on the K-drama map.
And for that, it deserves a watch.
Is the Goblin Bride a 19-year-old girl?
But I refuse to get involved in age-gap discourse.
HE IS ONE THOUSAND YEARS OLD AND A GOBLIN??
Hands down, this is my favorite K-drama of all time.
Its a romance-drama-fantasy with both heart and humor.
Gong Yoo is, AndICannotStressThisEnoughTM, disrespectfully hot in it.
It is one of the horniest things Ive ever seen.
And yes, of course, Ive tweeted about Goblin up Gong Yoos [redacted].
Need I remind you, I am a scholar of his hotness and a deeply unwell woman.
Yes, Gong Yoo plays a divorceddadwho wears asuit, so already itsillegallyhot.
Spoiler alert: They take a train.
And that train becomes overrun with zombies.
Its objectifying and disrespectful, and Ive already done it.
Seobok(2021)
Okay, fine, I have not seenSeobokyet.
What are you gonna do?
Anyway, from what Ive gathered from the trailer, Gong Yoo plays an ex-intelligence agent.
And like yes, he looks hot (another suit!
), but hes also a Fed so its like, ?
Im still going to watch it, but the fact they didnt choose to clone Gong Yoo?
I hope these recommendations have you foaming at the mouth like the rabid dog you are.
And just to push you over the edge, Ill leave you with a single GIF.
And Gong Yoo, if youre reading this, with the utmost respect, ruin my life.
