Southern Charm
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Just look at Shep and Taylor.
Actually, just look at Taylor, dont look at Shep.
Shep meets with Pringle, who popped into being a dad and now cant stop.
Shep tells him that Taylor had a pregnancy scare, but hes thankful she ended up just being late.
Its like having a Weight Watchers meeting next to a Krispy Kreme.
There is one solution to that: Be gay.
That is your only choice.
Instead, hes like, I dont know where Im going to be in six months.
Yes, you do, dude.
Youre going to be in Charleston wearing the same grimy long-sleeved T-shirts with shorts filming this here reality show.
Your life isnt as wild as you think it is; youre just being stupid.
There are some toxic bachelors in good relationships, though.
This was just a nice, sweet scene and possibly my favorite of the episode.
There is one thing Im calling bullshit on, though.
Whitney cannot be a vegan.
That is the least vegan thing I have ever heard.
You know Im vegan, right?
Just look at my glowing skin but dont taste my disgusting spunk.
Whitney never said anything of the sort, which means hes lying or the only tolerable vegan on earth.
Strangely enough, the most toxic relationship might be between Craig and Austen.
Craig gets on the phone with his girlfriend Paige in New York to talk about their friendship problems.
Paige tells him they need to sit down and talk about it before it festers and blows up.
Yeah, that is such a female way to handle this situation.
Boys dont roll like that.
Well, yeah, dude.
Craig is throwing him under a bus too.
That is not what a friend does.
A friend distracts him from it, and when he finds out, he says, Shes awful.
You dodged all the bullets.
Lets go to the strip club and not talk about it.
Now it just seems like theyre in some sort of social media stalemate.
I also felt bad for those poor, lonely, half-assed meatballs.
But this is not a nice dinner; this is a breakup meal.
You do not light candles for a breakup.
