Southern Charm
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Here we are, right smack dab in the middle of dog wedding season.
Actually, that is not true.
Its like when a website finally resorts to bikini slide shows.
We are now officially at this point.
They must get married.
This is sort of an ur-text to the show itself.
Yes, he rebels all over the place.
He is a bukkake of rebellion.
that will be planned in a week, is just like the man trying to keep Shep down.
Anyway, were stuck with a dog wedding, which somehow feels like a right-wing attack.
This whole recap is an excuse to remind you of this fact.
Oh wait, it wont be.
Ill be on vacation.
Can you tell where my head is?
What is up with this season?
Also, why is he always tugging or shoving?
Anyway, it ends up as a whole segment of a reality television program.
Then Vi tells her it is because her father cheated, which makes sense.
What baffles me is how Venita tries to fold this into her ongoing fight with Olivia.
She says she doesnt know how to fight because her mother would never fuss over things, I guess.
She wishes her parents had fought more so she would know how to handle conflict.
Venita says she shouldnt have come at her yelling.
They give each other a clean slate and gag down a shot of espresso.
What other ongoing feuds do we have?
Whatever, who cares?
Olivia seems over him very quickly, as if the producers concocted this whole thing.
Also, Kathryn wants Chleb not to speak with Naomie because theyre fighting.
That is exactly why Chleb left in the first place, because shes too much drama.
His relationship with Kathryn is over, but his mom is still looking for that damn can.
Naomie wants to meet with Craig to talk about what happened with Kathryn and Chleb at the party.
He also tells Naomie they shouldnt be hanging out alone, and she says, Are you kidding me?
Maybe the dogs will bring them together.
Or perhaps theyll just shit all over the place while people in fine clothes get drunk around them.
Either way, marriage loses.
