Southern Charm
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This episode should have been called Restylane because it had more filler than Madonnas face on Instagram.
I do not think I will tire of this schtick of him being the replacement butler all season.
But then there is the bad filler.
Craig and Austen going to play golf?
What in the SXSW lanyard is this bullshit.
Even Axe Body Spray looked at this brotastic bullshit and was like, Naw, dude.
Austen was even chewing on a golf tee.
Do you know where that has been, dude?
And if that is not disgusting enough for you, it has also touched another mans balls.
I couldnt even stand watching the two of them workshop a text to Olivia.
Who cares if you use so or not in a text.
Do you think girls are reading your texts at such a microscopic level?
There was so much filler.
Then again, Kathryn probably thinks that monstrosity with a giantCheez-It from Taco Bellis authentic Oaxacan cuisine.
Then we get some filler with Chleb and his cousin Chelsie who is fine and looks cool.
Get this man on the show.
It seems like theyre just giving berths away at this point.
She wants a partner who says he will be there for her and support her.
Shep says he doesnt want to be any of that.
Shep says he wants to be free.
Taylor pushes Shep about what he wants their future to look like.
She is basically saying she wants him to agree to marry her and have kids.
He wont do that.
Well cross that bridge when we get to it, he says.
But when they get to it, they will both see there is no bridge.
Looks like we get Cheever no matter which way we look.
Or maybe this is Updike?
You know, the usual.
As a viewer, I also found it hard to follow.
), and Patricia wants everyone to have a clean slate from this moment forward.
Oh, that is so sweet of her.
Bless her heart (which is a phrase that Dolly Parton owes the trademark to).
Lets fix it in an environment when we dont get heated.
God bless this mess because you know it will immediately get heated and that is Levas intention.
Too bad we have to wait until next stupid week to see any of that heat.
