Southern Charm
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But will any of the episodes be any good?
Is thisshoweven any good anymore?
It continues to have a constitution that I just cant figure out.
First, we get a scene where Austen calls and invites Whitney and Patricia to the Friendsgiving.
Also, she is lit-rally allergic to Kathryns eye makeup.
(What is going on with COVID protocols here?
Madison clearly isnt invited to Friendsgiving because Austen hates her, but Venita isnt invited either.
We need one of thoseStaples Easy buttonsbut one that says Yikes!
and goes off repeatedly for the entire hourSouthern Charmisbop-ba-doo-ing across your television screens.
It looks kind of like a babushka, but all the women are joking that they look like Pilgrims.
Craig says its cultural appropriation and theyre all going to get canceled.
First of all, you cant culturally appropriate the white oppressors, so sorry, Craig.
Second, this is a show where the cast unironically party at places they call plantations.
Craigs worried that a napkin on the head is problematic?
Oh sweet, sweet honey child born under the lunar eclipse.
You are already cursed.
Most of the episode is really about food prep.
No one makes a joke about tossed salads.
They do have to brine a turkey that Craig will fry the next day at Austens aunts house.
The tension of the whole episode is whether or not Craig can deep-fry a turkey.
Luckily (or unluckily because its boring to watch), this is a different Craig.
We all know Craig has this, so the tension is flabbier than Sheps undercheeks.
Banana pudding isnt something you cook; its something you assemble.
If you might do a ten-piece Lego set from a Happy Meal, you might make banana pudding.
You get no credit from me, Shep.
Everyone else brings a variety of casseroles, including green bean.
There are yams with marshmallows, which are two of my least favorite foods in one Pyrex dish.
), Naomie was acting like they had something to figure out.
Why would you even care about that unless you want to get back with Craig?
The difference between these two and normal exes is that they still need to work together.
Thats the only conversation they should have, about the boundaries everyone will be comfortable with.
That is not the conversation Naomie is trying to have.
Instead shes like, Why are you beingweeeeeiiiiirrrrrdddddd?
which is a whole different vat of turkey-frying oil.
What year is this?
Theyre not going to braid each others hair and talk about Yung Gravy at the VMAs.
Thats all either of them needs from this.
But that would mean theyre both a part of this cast.
What even is this show?
