Southern Hospitality
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Ah, the drink toss a reality-TV staple done just as many ways as Waffle House does hash browns.
OnBravo alone, weve seen the maneuver six ways to Tuesday.
Theres Tamra Judgegorgeously dousing Jeana Keoughwith a nice glass of red.
There is, were trying to say, historical precedent here this is a place for legends, okay?
I am not counting Grace Lilly, a.k.a.
We all know its certainly not from carrying the weight of this show, so that tracks!
In the process, we get the joy of seeing stunning photos of her beauty-queen mother.
It makes sense, considering Mia is maybe the most naturally gorgeous woman Ive ever seen on Bravo!
(Other than Kiki fromThe Real Housewives of Miami.)
All I do is crunch numbers and do Excel, she says of her day job.
It sounds like shes doing a lot more than that, and I love it!
Later, were in prep mode with Juhlilly and Emmy at the lash-tint salon.
Finally: the party.
I just want to know why TJ hates Mikel so much.
It cantjustbe the he worked at another clubs event party line.
We all know theres precedent there.
Because right now, the problem withSouthern Hospitalityis that its giving me the cold shoulder.
Bravo, c’mon hear me: Im ready and willing to fall in love with these folks.
I just need you to give me an entrance ramp.
Give mean unhinged vaping medium.
Give meKathryn Dennis in a fur coat running down a dock after Thomas Ravenel.
(Frankly, give me Kathryn Dennis or give me death!)
Give me something original.
Mikel throwing a drink is a start, sure, but its tired.
Without a unique twist, it, like the rest ofSouthern Hospitalitythus far, feels like reheated leftovers.
Vulture, if youre interested … Ill fly Spirit.
Mikel is in nearly every single scene this week.
That, my friends, is Main-Character Energy.
Later, at the tea party, its revealed that Will has a huge dick.
I have to wonder how the happy couple is feeling about their edit!
I want to care!
But I need my storytelling to be a little bit tighter and more cohesive!
Dont bury your stars and exhume them later at random!
